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Old 12-12-2003, 06:24 PM
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Quite possibly the funniest/ awkwardest **** auctions EVER!

http://cgi.****.com/ws/****ISAPI.dll...&category=1467


http://cgi.****.com/ws/****ISAPI.dll...category=47103

http://cgi.****.com/ws/****ISAPI.dll...&category=1469

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Old 12-12-2003, 07:23 PM
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OMG,

Those quite actually could be the weirdest, most strangest auctions ever.

I read the title of this thread, and to be honest, I was like, oh boy , another one of these threads.

but holy crap, its true.

I think I'll bid ten bucks for the virgin
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Old 12-12-2003, 07:46 PM
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Hehe , there are so many fake auctions these days , people who have no intention to sell what they're auctioning , just doing it for a laugh , but yeah , those are hilarious
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Old 12-13-2003, 01:42 AM
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hahah, okay go into ****, section "weird stuff" click highest priced items, and look for one "shave my 3 foot long hair off" ok this auction is just ****ed up seriously, 45,000 dollars to go cut hair of a chic? and an ugly one at that? there are so many things wrong with that what the hell.
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Old 12-13-2003, 06:44 PM
JiMoSiTY JiMoSiTY is offline
 
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WTF?!

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hahah, okay go into ****, section "weird stuff" click highest priced items, and look for one "shave my 3 foot long hair off" ok this auction is just ****** up seriously, 45,000 dollars to go cut hair of a chic? and an ugly one at that? there are so many things wrong with that what the hell.
I think that's a guy, auctioning off his hair to pay for "medical expenses" which are probably to finish up a sex change!!
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Old 12-14-2003, 12:05 PM
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this kid that lives here in town actually posted an auction for, get this - "Soul of a 16yr old boy"!! that gives me the chills at what unnatural possiblities that might represent. heck, just the idea of such an auction....jeeesh!
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Old 12-15-2003, 06:49 PM
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this kid that lives here in town actually posted an auction for, get this - "Soul of a 16yr old boy"!! that gives me the chills at what unnatural possiblities that might represent. heck, just the idea of such an auction....jeeesh!
Bart (Simpsons) once sold his soul.... I wonder where that kid in your town got the idea from
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Old 12-16-2003, 08:13 AM
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There was a cool one on the uk site a few weeks ago. This bloke was selling a small island off the coast or Irland, it came with the house and boat. That would be so cool to build your won recording studio on a small island. Only problem is that you've gotta get on a boat every time you want to go shopping.
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Old 12-16-2003, 08:21 AM
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I do not know if this has been posted before... so if yes just ignore me

Some weeks ago 5 girls offered themselves and a sixpack for a party. They hit the news with that one, and the bid went to something around 25000 Euros...

needless to say that afterwards there were countless copies of that one (and lots of them had been taken of ****).
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Old 12-16-2003, 08:58 AM
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DOH!!
what ever happened to being original?
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Old 12-18-2003, 07:16 PM
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Cool! The guy selling the meaning of life takes PaPal.
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Old 12-21-2003, 02:23 AM
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What would have been funny is if you searched his feedback to find out that he had previously bought the meaning of life for like $34.00 from someone else, and was just trying to turn it around for a profit.
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Old 12-29-2003, 10:06 PM
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Besides, everyone knows the meaning of life.

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Old 12-30-2003, 08:27 PM
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someone has been watching his hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy! good man!
-better shred than dead-ANDY
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Old 12-31-2003, 04:52 AM
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someone has been watching his hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy! good man!
-better shred than dead-ANDY
Nah, I read them (all five in the trilogy )

"You're turning into a penguin...stop it."
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