Re: Favourite jokes?
A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St.
Peter, "I have a question that haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I a
white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?"
St. Peter said, "That's a question only God can answer." So the zebra went
off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please - I
must know. Am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white
God simply replied, "You are what you are."
The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, "Well, did God
answer your question for you?"
The zebra looked puzzled. "No sir, God simply said, 'You are what you
are.'" St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then, that answers it,
you are a white horse with black stripes." The zebra asked St. Peter, "How
do you know that?" "Because," said St. Peter, "If you were a black horse
with white stripes, God would have said, "You is what you is."