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Old 06-04-2009, 12:10 AM
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Re: Favourite jokes?


What does a 9 volt battery and a girls butthole have in common?










You know it's wrong but you are still going to touch it with your tongue.

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Old 06-04-2009, 05:16 AM
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What does a 9 volt battery and a girls butthole have in common?










You know it's wrong but you are still going to touch it with your tongue.

~Bones
Oh that's wrong..... I love it
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:29 AM
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Not a joke, but go to google and type in "Find Chuck Norris" and then click "I'm feeling lucky"
LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!!
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Old 06-04-2009, 06:16 AM
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a boy comes home from school, mother farther he shouts but no answer so he runs upstairs and goes into sisters bedroom,the sister is in bed having sex with her boyfreind.the boy says what are you's two doing,oooo er er er we are playing cards the sister replies now go and see your brother.so the boy goes into brothers bedroom where his brother is having sex with girlfreind,boy says what are you's two doing,brother says ooo er er er we are playing cards the brother replies now go and see grandpa.so the boy goes back downstairs into the living room to find grandpa reading playboy and cracking off,and what are you doing grandpa,grandpa says er er er playing cards,the boy says i thought you need two to play cards,grandpa says NOT WHEN YOU HAVE A GOOD HAND
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Old 06-04-2009, 08:27 AM
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just wondering.does anyone know whats happend to davy who started this thread,davy was a nice lad havent seen him on this site for a good while now,maybe some of the english lads will know.
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Old 03-17-2010, 05:20 AM
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what's the difference between John Travola and the planet earth?
The planet earth still has a sun....
(One, I didnt write it
and two it doesnt really work as well when not spoken aloud)
sorry dudes:P
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Old 03-17-2010, 04:14 PM
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What does a 9 volt battery and a girls butthole have in common?










You know it's wrong but you are still going to touch it with your tongue.

~Bones
No way dude.

I've touched a battery with my tongue, but not a chicks bum hole.

I've slipped my d1ck in a chicks bum hole before, well quite a few times actually and the occasional cheeky thumb too
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