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Old 02-03-2006, 11:06 AM
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Favourite jokes?


Pretty self explanatory, what are your favourite jokes?

Mine would have to be...

Q. What did the leper say to the prostitute?

A. Keep the tip

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Old 02-03-2006, 12:32 PM
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Junkies having a conversation: Yesterday I was hunting. Somehow we didin't hunt down anything. I don't understand: Did the ducks fly too high, or did we throw the dog too low?
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Old 02-03-2006, 01:18 PM
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You know you're old when...

....your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
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Old 02-03-2006, 01:23 PM
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Punchline: the Aristocrats! (the joke itself is waaaay to dirty for telling)
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Old 02-03-2006, 01:25 PM
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Punchline: the Aristocrats! (the joke itself is waaaay to dirty for telling)
Isn't that the one where loads of people read it and it has something to do with South Park? I can't recall it off the top of my head.
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Old 02-03-2006, 01:37 PM
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How do you make a whore moan??? .... You don't pay her
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Old 02-03-2006, 01:48 PM
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How do you make a whore moan??? .... You don't pay her
next time you tell that one, spell it "hormone".
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Old 02-03-2006, 01:52 PM
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^^ Yeah, maybe. But I think the joke works both ways. There is also an alternate ending but it might be a lttle to dirty.
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Old 02-03-2006, 01:52 PM
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Isn't that the one where loads of people read it and it has something to do with South Park? I can't recall it off the top of my head.
It's a joke about a family act that goes to a talent agency looking for work.
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Old 02-03-2006, 01:59 PM
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Punchline: the Aristocrats! (the joke itself is waaaay to dirty for telling)
Yeah heard that about the whole movie. When they showed it back home people in the theater ended up pucking.

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Old 02-03-2006, 02:17 PM
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Yeah heard that about the whole movie. When they showed it back home people in the theater ended up pucking.

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I have no idea what you're talking about. The whole movie?
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Old 02-03-2006, 02:25 PM
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I have no idea what you're talking about. The whole movie?
Sorry I thought you meant the movie "The Aristocrats".

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Old 02-04-2006, 12:27 PM
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Sorry I thought you meant the movie "The Aristocrats".

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The movie is based on a very old joke. The point is that the Arisocrats joke is very filthy and there are hundreds of variations about.

The joke is a bit Derek and Clive.
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Old 02-03-2006, 02:33 PM
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lmao!
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Old 02-03-2006, 11:30 PM
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here's mine
Lulu was a prostitute.
One day there was a raid.
All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took
them in one by one.
As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation.
Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for.
Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting.
Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.
When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed.
He said "How the heck do you do this at your age?"
She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and s*ck'em dry!"

The policeman fainted
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