Pointless Chuck Norris Thread

Distantshore · #1 08-08-2006, 07:43 PM

How long before we see a Chuck Norris Avatar?
Chuck beats Conan

jaxadam · #2 08-08-2006, 08:18 PM

If Mr Flash and Superman race to the end of the universe, you know who wins?

Chuck Norris.

Gilk, cool avatar!

Hopefully when I become a site contributor I will have a nice swirly avatar myself.

Ibanez249 · #3 08-09-2006, 08:00 AM

I'll never get the whole Chuck Norris thing, especially when Bruce Lee already whooped his ginger arse.

I've got the ol' Flying Dog goin' on

**jim777** · #4 08-10-2006, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Ibanez249

I'll never get the whole Chuck Norris thing, especially when Bruce Lee already whooped his ginger arse.

I've got the ol' Flying Dog goin' on

When monsters go to sleep at night they check their closets for Chuck Norris!

**GilkyBear** · #5 08-10-2006, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Ibanez249

I'll never get the whole Chuck Norris thing, especially when Bruce Lee already whooped his ginger arse.

Not true. In fact, when they fought, Chuck roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee so hard it split him in half. The result was Jackie Chan and Jet Li. This is a well-documented fact.

mi2tom · #6 08-10-2006, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Gilk420

Not true. In fact, when they fought, Chuck roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee so hard it split him in half. The result was Jackie Chan and Jet Li. This is a well-documented fact.

What the hell???

Ibanez249 · #7 08-10-2006, 12:41 PM

I must admit, I found this pretty funny, from google...

Quote:

Random Chuck Norris Fact: Top Thirty Facts
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

These Chuck Norris Fact are making the rounds. If you're in an office, they'll be in your Inbox shortly.

If you'd like more, visit Writer's Blog. He's got a somewhat different set of facts and a fab-bulous picture of the man himself in a leotard, which makes me question all of the facts published about him.

Fact: Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris like a rented mule, and had him blubbering like a broken man. Bruce died under mysterious circumstances shortly afterwards. Make of that what you will.

It's true too!

**GilkyBear** · #8 08-10-2006, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Gilk420

Not true. In fact, when they fought, Chuck roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee so hard it split him in half. The result was Jackie Chan and Jet Li. This is a well-documented fact.

I stand by my previous post.

BTW, has anyone ever quoted themselves before!!

katrina · #9 08-10-2006, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Gilk420

I stand by my previous post.

BTW, has anyone ever quoted themselves before!!

hahaha, you are SO off-topic!!!

~ Katrina

**GilkyBear** · #10 08-10-2006, 01:03 PM

If you follow ANY topic back far enough, eventually, you will get to Chuck Norris.

Ibanez249 · #11 08-10-2006, 01:15 PM

"You're my wife now"

Ibanez249 · #12 08-10-2006, 01:16 PM

Actually Gilk420 you should have that as your avatar!

Ibanez249 · #13 08-10-2006, 01:31 PM

Any none Chuck fans can voice their disapproval with the following avatar...

Just say NO to Chuck

**jim777** · #14 08-10-2006, 01:37 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost