Quotes!

[Darin]

I knew it had to Darin who brought this thread out of the depths.

I figured I was headin for trouble with my own threads. So to play it safe, I went back to the archives to stem off a bit of boredom.

[Left Lane]

"It says here we're getting a 6 ww nug?"

"That's 9 mm gun, Frank!"

M*A*S*H*

[microdmitry]

"People think focus means saying yes to the thing you've got to focus on. But that's not what it means at all. It means saying no to the hundred other good ideas that there are. You have to pick carefully."

Steve Jobs

[abwalsh]

Once, a neighbor tried to convince me to go to a local parade. When I responded that I did not like parades and the crowds that go with them, He said the crowd wouldn't be that bad. I answered:

"Well, its not crowds I hate so much, its the people in them."

He didn't get the hint.

[Darin]

use the Schwartz luke!!!

[Out Of This Swirled]

Rimmer to Kryton and Lister- Red dwarf after blowing up a machine " What do you do for an encore juggle neutron bombs!"

War is not decided by who is right, its decided by who is left.

[DEADTUNES666]

He who has the gold makes the rules!

[Brosa]

"There is more than one way to Rome"

[Freedom777]

Here's a quote that I got from my wife...you all know the "...if it quacks like a duck and waddles like a duck, etc..."

...right?

Well she summarized it with "you gotta call a duck, a duck"....I use that one a lot at work.

Maybe others have used it, but I heard it for the first time through her.

[Out Of This Swirled]

"genetically specific bio weapons would be a good thing" Dick shoot first questions later cheney (hes a people person)

[mike570]

"Ba weep gra na weep ninny bong!" - universal greeting.

My girl says "you can't just make a f%#k story and leave it!"

[ken_r152]

He who is groovy must be in my movie...

Jack Black and Kyle Gass

[Darin]

Left Lane;
"It says here we're getting a 6 ww nug?"

"That's 9 mm gun, Frank!"

M*A*S*H*

I've never seen this one. But I can picture it in my mind and its pretty funny. Just like a song gets stuck in your head. This quote has been stuck in my head for 2 days now. "6 ww nug"!! HAHAHA

[BigShred]

"Live your life as if you live forever. Live your life as if you die tomorrow"
Prophet Muhammad

[jim777]

"Long hair minimizes the need for barbers; socks can be done without; one good leather jacket solves the coat problem for many years; suspenders are superfluous" - Albert Einstein

"If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y plus Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein

"A very popular error - having the courage of one's convictions: Rather it is a matter of having the courage for an attack upon one's convictions." - Friedrich Nietzsche