Quotes!

[katrina]

Funny quotes, smart quotes, quotes that make you think..
I want them all!!!!

And song lyrics DO NOT count, people!!

~ Katrina

I'll start with a couple:

"Plug it in, plug it in".. One of my all-time favorites, just cause when I was in like SIXTH GRADE we made fun of it all the time!

Oh, and "Don't be mad, get glad!"

Cheeseeeyyyy!!

[Mr.WizardNeck]

"It's Patrick, he just took out life insurance. Good for you son!"

"I may be an S.O.B, but Im YOUR S.O.B"


I swear Katrina, you're like a young me.

[katrina]

Umm.. is that a good thing?
Oh, and last time I checked being 20 was YOUNG!!

Or are you 22?
I can't remember..
Sorry!!

~ Katrina

[Mr.WizardNeck]

Im 21 with the mind of a 7, 10, 16 and 40 year old. Just depends on what part of my head you're in.

[Mr.WizardNeck]

A few of mine:

"Stingrays cause heart attacks"

"Feed the maggots, kill yourself"

"The squirts wait for no one"

[GilkyBear]

One of my favorites from Henry Ford...

"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right."

[TongueShredder]

This is one crazy friend of mine who told me this one day when he was so upset about something

"If you are sick, you can go and see a doctor. If you are fat, you can go on a diet. But if you are ugly, there is nothing you can do about it. So help you god"

[GilkyBear]

Originally Posted by TongueShredder

This is one crazy friend of mine who told me this one day when he was so upset about something

"If you are sick, you can go and see a doctor. If you are fat, you can go on a diet. But if you are ugly, there is nothing you can do about it. So help you god"

Hahaha, that's hysterical. It was true but not anymore (if you're rich)

[TongueShredder]

Originally Posted by Gilk420

Hahaha, that's hysterical. It was true but not anymore (if you're rich)

That is so very true

[katrina]

Originally Posted by TongueShredder

"If you are sick, you can go and see a doctor. If you are fat, you can go on a diet. But if you are ugly, there is nothing you can do about it. So help you god"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That was the greatest quote I've ever seen!!!

~ Katrina

[ibanezcollector]

I seen a bumper sticker the other day that had me laughing so hard I almost wrecked..

He covered em all in one shot, it read:
"Nuke G A Y Whales For Jesus"

[ChopTart]

^^^


"What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?"

[katrina]

Originally Posted by ibanezcollector

I seen a bumper sticker the other day that had me laughing so hard I almost wrecked..

He covered em all in one shot, it read:
"Nuke G A Y Whales For Jesus"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
OMG hahaha
I bet you looked REALLY sane, sitting in your car, driving, laughing...

~ Katrina

[GilkyBear]

Originally Posted by ibanezcollector

I seen a bumper sticker the other day that had me laughing so hard I almost wrecked..

He covered em all in one shot, it read:
"Nuke G A Y Whales For Jesus"

That is awesome!! I saw one that said

"I support G a Y marriage, as long as both the chicks are hot"

[GilkyBear]

Something tells me we need to stop finding ways to defeat the filters, I am guessing they are there for a reason...