Scam Warning!

kennydoe · #1 08-26-2006, 01:08 AM

A `heads up' for you and any friends you have who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get hardware and supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, 15th and twice yesterday -- so be very careful.

Jem#5150 · #2 08-26-2006, 01:20 AM

whoa.....THAT is sure a distraction.....but how did it happen to you so many times?

C.Thep · #3 08-26-2006, 01:23 AM

You'd think you'd learn after the first time

Maybe it was supposed to be a police sting.

megadeth · #4 08-26-2006, 01:34 AM

^^
can you tell me the exact location where you found these girls?

katrina · #5 08-26-2006, 01:50 AM

BWA HA HA HA HAAA!!
That's a load of crap......
But a good load of crap it is!!

I'm pondering whether or not this is actually true..
It if it is, and I was a guy, I'd say "You're one lucky chap."
But I'm not a guy.
So I'm not going to say that.

Anyways. Have a lovely day.

~ Katrina

satchboogeyman · #6 08-26-2006, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennydoe

A `heads up' for you and any friends you have who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get hardware and supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, 15th and twice yesterday -- so be very careful.

LMAO thats a good one.

Paul_R · #7 08-26-2006, 02:20 AM

So that's how Home Depot became such a successful profitable business!

That's good advice for starting a business.

Paul

ScottB · #8 08-26-2006, 02:32 AM

Once again, Kenny proves that it is possible to type while dreaming during sleep!

**GilkyBear** · #9 08-26-2006, 03:18 AM

Kenny, thanks for the heads up. Out of curiosity and a concern for safety, which HD was this...

bammbamm · #10 08-26-2006, 05:57 AM

Have these girls worked their way toward Chicago yet?
I have a couple wallets not doing anything...

katrina · #11 08-26-2006, 06:22 PM

UGHHHHH...

I should start a thread about this, just involving guys, and then all two of the GIRLS on here can start talking about "oohhh that'd be soo cool!! LOLZ!! OMG!!! *giggle giggle giggle*" and see how YOU all react!!!

But.... It's funny being pretty much the only chick on Jemsite.
Thus far, it's opened my mind a LOT.. And my eyes...

~ Katrina

Jeroenn · #12 08-26-2006, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennydoe

A `heads up' for you and any friends you have who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get hardware and supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, 15th and twice yesterday -- so be very careful.

The obvious solution would be to get a few empty wallets and carry your cc's and cash elsewhere. That should reduce the traumatic part of the experience....

Enjoy

J

fettouhi · #13 08-27-2006, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennydoe

A `heads up' for you and any friends you have who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get hardware and supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, 15th and twice yesterday -- so be very careful.

Luck you

.

Regards

André