Worst fortune cookie fortunes.

[Timbaline]

So, a few days ago I was eating Chinese food. After the meal, I opened my fortune cookie and I got the weirdest "fortune" (it's more of a crappy proverb, or a horrible philosophy question.) The "fortune/ proverb/ question" (I don't know what to name it) read
"If the cake is bad, what good is the frosting?"

I then starting cracking up, and everyone in the restaurant started looking at me.

So...... anybody else have stories of bad fortunes from fortune cookies?

[AnDr3wYoN]

I got one that said..
"When you wake up tomorrow, go outside and take two lefts at your door."

But I once got this pretty funny one that said something like

"You may get hungry soon, Order take-out while you still can"

[Timbaline]

Wow, I think the second one pwns mine. XD

[LonePhantom]

I have one I have kept from about 5 years ago: "Never wrestle with a pig. You get muddy, and the pig likes it".

[mike570]

[jim777]

"cut. Haste wounds like a paper"

[jonnyboy mills]

"Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up in morning with very smelly finger"

[ken_r152]

"That wasn't chicken..."

[southpaw_lefty]

"Don't worry about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia"

seriously.

[Pursuit]

Originally Posted by southpaw_lefty

"Don't worry about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia"

seriously.

Yeah, the rest of you are living in the PAST!

PS: If the world's about ot end, we'll be sure to hop on Jemsite and give you guys some early warning. :P

[andy7jem]

I visited an old friend i haven't seen for 5 months a couple of weeks ago and he had a couple left over from a take-away. So he opened it while i was there and it said "You will have a pleasant meeting with an old friend"!!!!!

Uncanny

[JayRobIBZ]

two weeks before my wife gave birth to our second daughter she opened one that said "A short, stranger will soon enter your life".

[Kenix700]

"To stay healthy eat more Chinese food."

[sick-boy]

"All your base are belong to us."

Not a real one, but it damn sure should be.

[ibz_SA]

"Man who stands on toilet is high on pot"

"Man who run behind car get exhausted, Man who runs in front get tired."