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post #616 of 765 (permalink) Old 02-24-2006, 01:06 AM
 
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Re: Win A New JEM7VWH **Feb 2006 Forum Member Writing Competition** NO SPOTS LEFT!!

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You call that a disclaimer?

You forgot:

"Side effects may include dry mouth, dizziness, sweating, high blood pressure, chills, backache, fever, changes in dream patterns, seizures, nausea, tremors, temporary blindness, low blood sugar, headache, fatigue, abdominal pain, hair loss, and in some instances, death."
Shouldn't that be "and in some instances, sudden violent uncontrollable death, and occasionally something even worse than death that is so heinous it requires its own disclaimer for us to disclose it to you."

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Shouldn't that be "and in some instances, sudden violent uncontrollable death, and occasionally something even worse than death that is so heinous it requires its own disclaimer for us to disclose it to you."

i think you forgot the "furious diarrhea" part hahaha
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So are we ABSOLUTELY locked into a JEM?
I was nosing aroud and I wouldn't mind THIS on Ibanez Rules, in lieu of a Jem...


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Certainly is odd.
Never really occurs to me that the majority of posters on this site are 12 hours across the pacific ocean from here.
Hello boys 'n girls. Glad you all had fun while i was away. i had a hard enough time believing that there was a female jemsiter...i'm having an even harder time believing that there's one that's posting pics of herself.

crazy sh!t.

I chose the 2:15pm EST drawing because i figured it'd be a reasonable time for all of the US and Europe, which is where the bulk of the entries are from (i think). Sorry to the Japanese and Aussies and Malaise - couldn't keep everybody happy.

How about a side-contest:
Karma should e-mail the an un-doctored jpg to the first person who posts the name of the winner in this thread.

on your marks...get set....

~K
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J customs are cool, but unlimited Japanese women is still cooler.


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Hello boys 'n girls. Glad you all had fun while i was away. i had a hard enough time believing that there was a female jemsiter...i'm having an even harder time believing that there's one that's posting pics of herself.

crazy sh!t.

I chose the 2:15pm EST drawing because i figured it'd be a reasonable time for all of the US and Europe, which is where the bulk of the entries are from (i think). Sorry to the Japanese and Aussies and Malaise - couldn't keep everybody happy.

How about a side-contest:
Karma should e-mail the an un-doctored jpg to the first person who posts the name of the winner in this thread.

on your marks...get set....

~K
No worries about the time differences. You've done a stand up job and we all appreciate it. Though the winner is gonna appreciate it a whole lot more than the rest i'm sure.

Cheers!
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Re: Win A New JEM7VWH **Feb 2006 Forum Member Writing Competition** NO SPOTS LEFT!!

Good Luck to everyone.
And HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
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Good luck!

Cant wait for the result!
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Less than 6 hours to go .

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Ack the numbers site is blocked for me from work. I'm cetain the winning number will be posted here pretty quickly.
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Not for another 3.75 hours or so...
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Ack the numbers site is blocked for me from work. I'm cetain the winning number will be posted here pretty quickly.
Its blocked here too, although i should be at home by the time the numbers come out
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*counts the time slowly*
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I'd like to interrupt this chatroom to post USEFUL NEWS

THERE WILL BE TWO CONSOLATION PRIZES AWARDED to TWO PEOPLE who come "closest" to winning.

Kenny will be emailing exact details shortly or just wait until later and the 3 prize winners will be posted here.

TWO RUNNER UP PRIZES: $50 paypal plus free entry into the next contest.
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emails sent. Check your mail everyone.

It's important that there isn't too much discussion about this.
just smile and say 'nice' and move on.

If you didn't get the email, let me know.

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