So, I'm driving home from work tonight and get caught up in a traffic jam. I'm in the left of two lanes and behind a fairly new Lexus SUV. The guy in the Lexus is constantly missing the fact that traffic ahead of him has moved forward a bit allowing drivers from the right lane to dodge in front of him. I can plainly see that he has his head buried in his smartphone, texting away. After some manuevering I worked my way next to him. I was now in the right lane and VERY pissed off not only because I was in this traffic in the first place, but because "Lexus boy" was making it worse. Being the kind and gentle person that I am, I opened my window and laid on the horn....... this dumbass was getting a piece of my mind!
"Lexus boy" slowly lifted his head from his phone, peered around, and saw that I was staring directly into his soul with my window down. Obliviously, he too rolled down his window...... the fool! Now I was going to give it to him. Just as I started to speak he asked loudly "You have any idea what's causing this mess?". I couldn't help but reply with all the angst I had- "Some a$$hole must have been texting and caused an accident!!". I confidently looked him in the eye knowing that I got my message across. He HAD to know I was commenting on his lack of attention, his perpetuation of the situation....... that's right-he had to know I was pissed off and not going to take it!!!!
He quickly came back with the reply....." I bet your right- these a$$holes are doing it all the time".
I rolled my window back up in utter defeat.......... I simply could not contend with this level of MORONISM..........he won.
"Lexus boy" slowly lifted his head from his phone, peered around, and saw that I was staring directly into his soul with my window down. Obliviously, he too rolled down his window...... the fool! Now I was going to give it to him. Just as I started to speak he asked loudly "You have any idea what's causing this mess?". I couldn't help but reply with all the angst I had- "Some a$$hole must have been texting and caused an accident!!". I confidently looked him in the eye knowing that I got my message across. He HAD to know I was commenting on his lack of attention, his perpetuation of the situation....... that's right-he had to know I was pissed off and not going to take it!!!!
He quickly came back with the reply....." I bet your right- these a$$holes are doing it all the time".
I rolled my window back up in utter defeat.......... I simply could not contend with this level of MORONISM..........he won.