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post #1 of 43 (permalink) Old 11-05-2006, 09:45 AM Thread Starter
 
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I. Thou shalled tune ye instrument with scrutiny
II. Thou shalled play loud as Hell
III. Playeth as Thou Willed shall be the whole of ye chops
IV. Thou shalled respect and defend ye peers, even when their licks are not of ye liking
V. Thou shalled practice both technique and music theory in equal parts
VI. Thou shalled shun the works of evil Chinese luthiers
VII. Thou shalled honour ye Heroes by buying their work
VIII. Thou shalled not acquire stolen gear
IX. Thou shalled commune with ye ax and gear daily
X. Thou shalled post pictures of ye shiny new axes on Jemsite
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post #2 of 43 (permalink) Old 11-05-2006, 10:17 AM
 
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yeah, you could make like a jemsite bible

Nice commandments!
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yeah, you could make like a jemsite bible

Nice commandments!
lol and the newbieguitarmaker said let there be music!
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NICE!
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Very good, JP

XI: Thou shalln't don a vineless horsie
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Oh bugger, i am a sinner!!! I fail on a couple of those points

Cool list.......but i thought we weren't allowed to talk about religion
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Well, we could make and exception and allow "Jemism"

I follow those every day of my life. No sin has been brought forth upon this holy place on the internet.
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Now, we need books...
The Book of Paul, he who hath the might and speed to attain glorius precision and ability above that of mere mortals.

The Book of Martin; He who doth possess the tonality of the Gods, and melodic control to sculpt thine tones to satisfy the most critical of ears.

The Book of Eric, Possessor of the tastiest tones and phrasing, who hath captured the ears of the Gods nightly.

The Book of Mattias; he hath the use of the most odd abilities, yet combined with otherworldly devices bringeth out the most audacious of sounds and music.

This could get deep...
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post #9 of 43 (permalink) Old 11-05-2006, 01:47 PM
 
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yeah indeed, we could have all different kinds of 'prophets'

plus we could make up a god and a devil and such


This can get really interesting!

Edit: ooo and i forgot: if we can make a new religion, we can also create some new holidays!, maybe introduce a 3 day workingweek

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VI. Thou shalled shun the works of evil Chinese luthiers
I just about pissed my pants on this one.
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I just about pissed my pants on this one.
lol so did I
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Edit: ooo and i forgot: if we can make a new religion, we can also create some new holidays!, maybe introduce a 3 day workingweek
What weekday? There's only "shredday" in Jemism
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I wish I could shred too follow the damn commandments.
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And coming up... The seven days of Shredmas. One for each string.

Come oh ye faithful shredders rejoyce in song...

On the 1st day of Shredmas my true tone gave to me... 1 ten guage high "e" string.
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...And all the Jemsiters rejoyced, and there was much prosperity

I'd pray to those
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