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51-Mime: No one likes mimes. You will be loathed, perhaps even hunted.

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What? No "Fluffer, all-anal porn"?
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Somehow I find it great to be unemployed .

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Barnyard Masturbator!
That would be a horrible job...
W*nking cows and horses for a living. How do you explain that to the in-laws?
"Mom, Dad, this is my boyfriend, and he gives tug-jobs to goats for a living."
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Reminds me of that show on Discovery Channel "Dirty Jobs".
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Barnyard Masturbator!
That would be a horrible job...
W*nking cows and horses for a living. How do you explain that to the in-laws?
"Mom, Dad, this is my boyfriend, and he gives tug-jobs to goats for a living."
If you can do that to a cow....... that's news to me! Are you aware a cow is a female? Cows have an udder, bulls have balls! Never been on a farm I take it?
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If you can do that to a cow....... that's news to me! Are you aware a cow is a female? Cows have an udder, bulls have balls! Never been on a farm I take it?
Are you just following me around trying to start arguements now?
I'm sorry I made fun of someone (who isn't even a member of this forum)

While, yes, you can call mature female bovines "cows" generally where I come from they're called heifers. "Cow" can also be a generic term for bovine whether male or female.

I have been to a farm before. I'm from a long line of farmers.
However, I've never had the "honor" of shaking hands (eww!) with the barnyard masturbator. My guess is that my grandpa and uncle just let it happen the old fashion way.
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Are you just following me around trying to start arguements now?
I'm sorry I made fun of someone (who isn't even a member of this forum)

While, yes, you can call mature female bovines "cows" generally where I come from they're called heifers. "Cow" can also be a generic term for bovine whether male or female.

I have been to a farm before. I'm from a long line of farmers.
However, I've never had the "honor" of shaking hands (eww!) with the barnyard masturbator. My guess is that my grandpa and uncle just let it happen the old fashion way.
Follow you???? Come on..... now don't flatter yourself. I Still think you're a little mixed up...... cow isn't "generic" for bull. Cattle would be the term. Just trying to get the facts straight.

No one actually "masturbates" bulls or horses. Must have been a child on your grandpa's farm. Besides, I wouldn't want one of your children to walk up to grandpa's prized bull and try to mike the "cow" would you?

No need to keep apologizing unless you feel the "need"......

Peace......
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http://209.161.33.50/dictionary/cow
read number two.

I didn't really think that you were following me around, that was a tongue-in-cheek exclamation. Maybe we need a "tongue-in-cheek" smiley. Then again, people might get the wrong idea with a smiley like that...
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Note that it's the #2 "definition"....... and certainly won't "fly" on the farm.

So next time you're on the "ol dairy farm", ask the farmer if you can get some cow sperm. I'm sure you'll hear the term "city slicker" right after he starts the sentence with "Well" and then he'll tell ya he's got a special cow for you to milk too!
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Note that it's the #2 "definition"....... and certainly won't "fly" on the farm.

So next time you're on the "ol dairy farm", ask the farmer if you can get some cow sperm. I'm sure you'll hear the term "city slicker" right after he starts the sentence with "Well" and then he'll tell ya he's got a special cow for you to milk too!
City slicker? Hardly. I can walk about 100 yards and find myself in a cornfield. And that's considered living in the city.

And I assure you that people do indeed masturbate bulls and studs. They use a artificial vagina that collects the sperm for artificial insemination. Although, they aren't exactly w*nking the animal. More or less just holding it there for them.

Why the hell are we talking about this again? I'm supposed to go out to dinner with my wife soon...
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City slicker? Hardly. I can walk about 100 yards and find myself in a cornfield. And that's considered living in the city.

And I assure you that people do indeed masturbate bulls and studs. They use a artificial vagina that collects the sperm for artificial insemination. Although, they aren't exactly w*nking the animal. More or less just holding it there for them.
Now you're talking fact....... finally! Bull "[email protected]"..... no such thing! Now I have heard of a "bullsh!tter"......

And that field you're talking about..... wasn't it covered in snow just a couple of days ago??? That would make it a snow field!

Now back to jobs I wouldn't want..... proctologist!

BTW..... enjoy dinner!
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Now back to jobs I wouldn't want..... proctologist!
At least they get paid well.
At this point in my life I would take that job. At least I could justify my stinky finger by pointing it at my army of JEMs!
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