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post #1 of 122 (permalink) Old 09-18-2007, 10:49 PM Thread Starter
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3 Things............

Saw this on another forum I used to surf.

What 3 things could you buy at Walmart that would get you at the least goofy looks from the cashier, and perhaps an escort by security on the way out to a waiting police car. hehe

Example:
1. Duct tape
2. Large trash bags
3. Shovel

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post #2 of 122 (permalink) Old 09-18-2007, 10:57 PM
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Little girls panties
A bag of Candy
Condoms

End of contest
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post #3 of 122 (permalink) Old 09-19-2007, 01:17 AM
 
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i'll raise you... 1 box of condoms, little girl's panties and a padlocked crate..
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Oh sweet Jesus...
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1. Hand cream
2. Box of tissues
3. WWE Wrestling DVD
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Re: 3 Things............

I loggged in especially for this....


KY Jelly
Wet Wipes
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1. A dress
2. Red Lipstick
3. Box of Ammo
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A clown suit
2 other things
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1. Hand cream
2. Box of tissues
3. WWE Wrestling DVD
lol...
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post #10 of 122 (permalink) Old 09-19-2007, 11:37 AM
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A Rifle
Map of Celebrities homes
A Dr Pepper.
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Re: 3 Things............

Or next time you're down at your local guitar shop...

1. Cannibel Corpse tab book
2. Demonizer distortion pedal
3. Hello Kitty Stratocaster
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Re: 3 Things............

Especially if you look like this guy:



"Bow to the demons of our mastooorrrr... on my pink stratocastoorrrrr..."

In fact, if someone can photoshop one on this guy that'd be great
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post #13 of 122 (permalink) Old 09-19-2007, 01:21 PM
 
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I just had V8 come out of my nose reading this thread!

ROTFLMAO!
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Cucumber, KY Jelly, Rectal condoms!!!
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Chainsaw, Hockey mask, 'Stain Devil' stain remover....
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