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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 04-01-2014, 10:30 AM Thread Starter
 
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Any April fools jokes?

Anything? Dave wiener almost got me when he said he wasn't touring with Vai anymore. And of course there's always the pregnancy ones lol.
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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 04-01-2014, 12:24 PM
 
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Re: Any April fools jokes?

Here is mine: http://bit.ly/1jvno2k
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Here is mine: http://bit.ly/1jvno2k
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The Cath Lab brought me their ultrasound machine, said it had "low battery" and also would not print. I fixed the problem by repairing the "dock" on the back of it and replacing a couple of internal display cables that I keep in stock. A cheap and easy fix... When I took it back to them and the supervisor was in a meeting, so I let the techs just take it straight into the room to use it. So I get an idea for an "april fool" joke and call her phone and leave a voice mail about how it is just a small cable that is bad, but the manufacturer won't sell the part because the machine is obsolete and must be replaced... and a new one costs $50,000! Then I sent another message that said "April Fool"!!

So what does she do? She pages me and when I call back she answers the phone sounding all frantic!!! She says, "Kyle... There's smoke pouring out of the ultrasound machine!!!"... I about died... What did I do wrong?? ...and then she said "April Fool"!

Women... evil creatures!! Stole my April Fool joke and turned it back on me!!
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Thats good!
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The Cath Lab brought me their ultrasound machine, said it had "low battery" and also would not print. I fixed the problem by repairing the "dock" on the back of it and replacing a couple of internal display cables that I keep in stock. A cheap and easy fix... When I took it back to them and the supervisor was in a meeting, so I let the techs just take it straight into the room to use it. So I get an idea for an "april fool" joke and call her phone and leave a voice mail about how it is just a small cable that is bad, but the manufacturer won't sell the part because the machine is obsolete and must be replaced... and a new one costs $50,000! Then I sent another message that said "April Fool"!!

So what does she do? She pages me and when I call back she answers the phone sounding all frantic!!! She says, "Kyle... There's smoke pouring out of the ultrasound machine!!!"... I about died... What did I do wrong?? ...and then she said "April Fool"!

Women... evil creatures!! Stole my April Fool joke and turned it back on me!!
HA!!!!
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The Cath Lab brought me their ultrasound machine, said it had "low battery" and also would not print. I fixed the problem by repairing the "dock" on the back of it and replacing a couple of internal display cables that I keep in stock. A cheap and easy fix... When I took it back to them and the supervisor was in a meeting, so I let the techs just take it straight into the room to use it. So I get an idea for an "april fool" joke and call her phone and leave a voice mail about how it is just a small cable that is bad, but the manufacturer won't sell the part because the machine is obsolete and must be replaced... and a new one costs $50,000! Then I sent another message that said "April Fool"!!

So what does she do? She pages me and when I call back she answers the phone sounding all frantic!!! She says, "Kyle... There's smoke pouring out of the ultrasound machine!!!"... I about died... What did I do wrong?? ...and then she said "April Fool"!

Women... evil creatures!! Stole my April Fool joke and turned it back on me!!
LOL!!!
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Old news but still an April Fool's joke

http://www.football.co.uk/manchester...s4663364.shtml

Only wish it had been true
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Brian Wampler posted a great one!

http://youtu.be/rBDyv-EEZ9g
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Brian Wampler posted a great one!

http://youtu.be/rBDyv-EEZ9g
LOL... That was awesome!
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I took a **** in my wife's shoe, same as every year
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Here's one from 3 years ago. My dad phoned for some internet music buying advice. He has eclectic tastes, everything from the Beatles of his youth to Hendrix, Queen and some modern pop which I don't get.

He mentioned buying a CD of a rather rotund British singer from the 80s called Alison Moyet and how he loved her voice. I replied wow "if you like the stuff she recorded under that name, you should try track down her earlier less known stuff on amazon" and then explained that Alison used to be a lesser known male performer called Alex Moyet before the operation who was equally talented as a male jazz singer. He was astounded with the news and set off on his quest to find the earlier CDs. Along the way he must have spread the news to quite a few of his friends.

About a month later I was in work and my mobile rang, his opening greeting was "you ****ing prick, a friend just showed me her wikipedia page, she was never a man. There will be payback!". It actually took me a while to figure out what he was on about.

about a year ago I got a call to say the police had seized a PC I bought him for his birthday as stolen, he had been arrested and how disappointed and embarassed he felt. I hit the roof, dug out the receipt and told him I was hanging up to call a close friend who's a detective to get it straightned out. I asked for the names of officers and he replied "I don't know, but one of them told me he used to be a woman, now don't try to make an arsehole of me again"
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Seymour Duncan introduces the Triple Cream humbucker:

http://www.seymourduncan.com/blog/pr...s/triplecream/
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