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post #1 of 35 (permalink) Old 05-12-2007, 01:42 AM Thread Starter
 
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Beauty tips from top models

This cracks me up:

http://lifestyle.msn.com/beautyandfa...5&imageindex=1

Good god, some of those faces are uglier than my ass. And my ass is pretty ugly.
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LMAO! I see what you mean!
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she looks happy
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Happier.
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This cracks me up:

http://lifestyle.msn.com/beautyandfa...5&imageindex=1

Good god, some of those faces are uglier than my ass. And my ass is pretty ugly.
ROTFLMFAO

Superb
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This cracks me up:

http://lifestyle.msn.com/beautyandfa...5&imageindex=1

Good god, some of those faces are uglier than my ass. And my ass is pretty ugly.
It takes a big man to admit his "ass is pretty ugly".
So, I'm just curious how a guy like you ended up on this site anyways?
Looking for make-up application tips? I know, it is the "my girlfriend was on this site, and I was looking over her shoulder" excuse.
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It takes a big man to admit his "ass is pretty ugly".
So, I'm just curious how a guy like you ended up on this site anyways?
Looking for make-up application tips? I know, it is the "my girlfriend was on this site, and I was looking over her shoulder" excuse.
Good point,,,and I followed the link, dangit
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I CRUSH YOU!!!!
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I CRUSH YOU!!!!
The new female Terminator!
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post #10 of 35 (permalink) Old 05-12-2007, 05:46 PM Thread Starter
 
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It takes a big man to admit his "ass is pretty ugly".
So, I'm just curious how a guy like you ended up on this site anyways?
Looking for make-up application tips? I know, it is the "my girlfriend was on this site, and I was looking over her shoulder" excuse.
I gotta say, I'm bigger than most men, and my hairy ass is definitely ugly by any reasonable standard.

I ended up on that site by logging into Hotmail. They have this stupid "today" page where they show you ads (which I don't see since I use Adblock) and link to the news stories and the like. So I thought "OK, they say supermodels, lets take a look at pretty chicks" and went in there. Instead I got what I got. That'll teach me I guess.
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Happier.
Looks like a mix between the russian from rocky and loyd from dumb and dumber...

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Looks like a mix between the russian from rocky and loyd from dumb and dumber...

Jon Kon
It does! To funny.
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She looks like a mushroom head.

...or maybe it's something else?

That is hideous!
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That is hideous!
Here's mushroom head again:
http://img1.qq.com/sports/20040329/206846.jpg
Not so hideous now?

Any guy that wouldn't do any of those 6 models is picky f*cker, or a flaming ***
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Here's mushroom head again:
http://img1.qq.com/sports/20040329/206846.jpg
Not so hideous now?

Any guy that wouldn't do any of those 6 models is picky f*cker, or a flaming ***

Well if thats the same girl it just proves that ANY girl can go from hideous to schwing! with the proper hair, makeup, platic surgery etc.....
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