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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 05-17-2011, 12:53 AM Thread Starter
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China has so many different dialects so when chinese guys are speaking to a foreigner they pretend they understand each other but when that foreigner go away, they speak in english !

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謝謝。今天學到一個教訓是。

(thank you. a lesson was learned today).
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Maybe that's why all of the Chibanezes are screwed up after all these years--one dude tells the monkey-grip cutter the dimensions, but the worker speaks a different dialect and thinks he's supposed to make it that huge...



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Yeah I remember a lonnnnnnnnng time ago a guy wanted a wall to protect his house, he asked it and guess what he got =



I remember watching him on tv at the hospital old and dieing by cancer screaming weird chinese dialect words.
Centuries after they finally translated it = Make them stop, make them stop!

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Maybe that's why all of the Chibanezes are screwed up after all these years--one dude tells the monkey-grip cutter the dimensions, but the worker speaks a different dialect and thinks he's supposed to make it that huge...
Lol!!! Yep, there's a lot that gets lost in translation when it comes to those things.
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謝謝。今天學到一個教訓是。

(thank you. a lesson was learned today).
A chopstick from hell lol
Maybe a Tubastick!
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China has so many different dialects so when chinese guys are speaking to a foreigner they pretend they understand each other but when that foreigner go away, they speak in english !

I believe the part about china having so many different dialects..............
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A chopstick from hell lol
Maybe a Tubastick!
Tubastick?
What dialect are you using, then?
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A chopstick from hell lol
Maybe a Tubastick!

except its a pencil. lol.
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except its a pencil. lol.
ssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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idioms, not dialects.
that's the deal!
LOL
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That gif is creepy.
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That gif is creepy.
okay here's a easy one:



but there are scary ones too:



Even boring gifs are kewl:



Some people don't care about 'em:



Some don't know how to use it:



c ya! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL

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Tuba's high, I should try to make him send me his swirled kids, tomorrow he won't even remember what he did hahahahahahahahaha
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Tuba's high, I should try to make him send me his swirled kids, tomorrow he won't even remember what he did hahahahahahahahaha
you should try harder.
sometime soon we'll be drinking together and, believe me,
i can drink gallons of alcohol and still play For The Love of God
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