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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-13-2006, 12:40 AM Thread Starter
 
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The Blind Man

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, and
with them are their nine children.

A blind man joins them after a few minutes.

When the bus arrives,they find it overloaded and only
the wife and the nine kids are able to fit in the
bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while the husband gets irritated by the
ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it
on the side walk and says to him:

"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end your
stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!

The blind man replies:

"If you would've put a rubber on the end of YOUR
stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up!"
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Re: The Blind Man

and one more


A female police officer arrests a man for drunk driving.
The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be held against you..."

The drunk replies; "Tits."
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lol

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Re: The Blind Man

Haha the first one is really funny.
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-17-2006, 08:01 PM
 
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Yea thats pretty good
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