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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-05-2006, 11:08 PM Thread Starter
 
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can't play the blues

hello everybody..anybody can give me bmblefoot - i cant play the blues lyrics??

thanks
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-06-2006, 06:56 AM
 
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Re: can't play the blues

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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-07-2006, 04:07 PM
 
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Re: can't play the blues

It's called "Google"
Use it!
http://www.bumblefoot.com/discograph...mit-lyrics.htm
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-08-2006, 07:46 PM
 
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Re: can't play the blues

You could've asked @ the bumblefoot forum
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-08-2006, 08:04 PM
 
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Re: can't play the blues

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Some people must be really lazy, it took me less than a minute to find this link...
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-10-2006, 04:41 AM Thread Starter
 
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Re: can't play the blues

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ufff...thanks!!
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-10-2006, 01:40 PM
 
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Re: can't play the blues

This one was really funny:

I CAN'T PLAY THE BLUES
(taken from the "Hermit" CD Đ1997)

I play as fast as I can - I'm the Gingerbread Man
With a fast hand - won't ya kick me outta your band
I only play for me - I'm the king of Unity
I'm a team of one - a defective hired gun

I play like a ham, well that makes me Spam
And then I wonder why nobody ever wants to jam
Cause ya feel like a pawn in a volume war
And I'm the only one who bothers keeping score

Because I got no feel - I got no emotion
My riffs aren't real - I just go through the motions
I'm fulla tricks and trinkets that I always use
I aint got much choice - I can't play the blues

And just in case I'm in a finger race
I keep it up and I keep pretending that I win the chase
But if ya play faster than the speed of light (according to Einstein)
Ya go back in time - and end up in the 80's

With our big hair
Jackets with fringes
Stretch pants
Mascara
Choreographed kicking

You got a big laugh outta 70's disco
But you became the same by a different name
Ya forgot to change your calendar 10 years in a row
Now ya can't find the pace of the new game

I play it like a ham, yeah with lots of spice
I'm the Son Of Spam in a block of ice
Yeah, I can't lay back - I get all confused
And if I slow it down you'll see the riffs I already used

CHORUS

Yeah I actually believe that if I wail up and down a scale
Then the world is gonna get up on their feet and yell...
"Hail Ronald! Hail Ronald!
Take your big head and go to Hail, Ronald!"

Yeah, I can't lay back - I get all confused
And if I slow it down you'll see the riffs I already used
I play like a ham, well that makes me Spam
And then I wonder why nobody ever wants to jam

CHORUS
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