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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-24-2008, 10:24 PM Thread Starter
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Congo Pee-nis thieves

13 people have been arrested in the Congo for stealing dick! 13 suspected sorcerers have been accused of using black magic to steal or shrink the dicks of several men. Police had to step in, because angry mobs were threatening to lynch suspects.

Last week in the capital city of Kinshasa, rumor spread that sorcerers were going around shrinking ****. Even radio stations warned people to beware of people in communal taxis with gold rings.

The 14 victims claims the sorcerers simply touched them to make their dicks shrink or disappear. They suspect they did this to extort cash from them for a cure.

The police chief said he thinks it's one big joke, but "when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'."
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I had a chuckle on that when a network new actually reported on it. I don't believe in magic just medications.
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The police chief said he thinks it's one big joke....
or one little joke.
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It used to be a very big joke, all the girls loved it!
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-28-2008, 01:07 AM
 
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'Tis a shame... all those people losing their heads. Must be something in the penal code about this... some one should rise to the occasion...
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What on earth were you googling to stumble upon a story like this??!!
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What on earth were you googling to stumble upon a story like this??!!
Oh damn, you kill me.. !
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