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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 05-13-2007, 12:08 AM Thread Starter
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Dear Abby.....

Dear Abby...
I think my wife is cheating on me.

I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot.

I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her
mobile phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she
says, "I'll call you back later". When I ask her who called she gets
evasive.

Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting
dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once
picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got
very angry.

A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and
some guy have been to his gigs!

He wanted to borrow my guitar amp. That's when I got the idea to find
out for myself what was really happening. I said "sure, you can use
my amp but I want to hide behind it and the gig and see if she comes
into the venue and who she comes in with". He agreed.

Saturday night came and I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack
to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the
amp.

was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I
noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other
3.

Is this something I can fix myself or do need to take it to a
technician?

Thanks
Very Concerned.

Lew
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LMAO!
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Re: Dear Abby.....

You had me going there for a while, Cid. Heeheehee
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Re: Dear Abby.....

I should have figured something was up when you started out with "I'm a working musician..." I'd probably progress a lot better musically if I ditched my job and became a true starving artist.
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Re: Dear Abby.....

And Abby replied???
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post #6 of 15 (permalink) Old 05-13-2007, 03:50 AM
 
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ROTFL

Awesome.
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Re: Dear Abby.....

!!!!!!!
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post #8 of 15 (permalink) Old 05-13-2007, 05:20 AM
 
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Re: Dear Abby.....

Excellent!!!
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Re: Dear Abby.....

Wow...

Got any other hidden talents you'd care to share with us, cid???


Gawd...I REALLY shouldn't have asked that
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Re: Dear Abby.....

Geeze Jim, tsk. tsk. Shame on you. You have left it wide open there. Saying hidden and talents in one sentence to Cid, is very,very, dangerous. LOL!!!
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Cid, That was fn funny as hell!!!
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Excellent!
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haha thats great :P
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hahahahaha I heard that one before, but the hook was on his foot. Oh wait! Sorry wrong story.
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LMAO!
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