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post #1 of 56 (permalink) Old 08-14-2006, 08:51 AM Thread Starter
 
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D'oh D'oh D'oh!

Here we go...

Name something you've done recently that'd make Homer Simpson proud.

For example, recently I bought some pepper spray to keep in my car because, long story short, there has been some violent car robberies recently in the areas surrounding me. Anyway, to check if it worked or not I thought I'd spray a little into my bathroom sink and just dab my finger in it to see how "Potent" it was. I sprayed the TINIEST amount and next thing I know I'm being choked out! I'm coughing like mad, my eye's are watering like mad and my finger is burning! so I ran outside to cough my guts up. I came back inside and sat down in my bedroom thinking "Thank Christ that's over with..." next thing I know I'm getting the choked the F out again! So I run out and get a T-shirt to wrap around my face so I can run in, switch a fan on and open the window.

I've been sat in the study for nearly an hour now waiting for the damn room to clear.

So what are your best Homer-like moments?

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Here we go...

Name something you've done recently that'd make Homer Simpson proud.

For example, recently I bought some pepper spray to keep in my car because, long story short, there has been some violent car robberies recently in the areas surrounding me. Anyway, to check if it worked or not I thought I'd spray a little into my bathroom sink and just dab my finger in it to see how "Potent" it was. I sprayed the TINIEST amount and next thing I know I'm being choked out! I'm coughing like mad, my eye's are watering like mad and my finger is burning! so I ran outside to cough my guts up. I came back inside and sat down in my bedroom thinking "Thank Christ that's over with..." next thing I know I'm getting the choked the F out again! So I run out and get a T-shirt to wrap around my face so I can run in, switch a fan on and open the window.

I've been sat in the study for nearly an hour now waiting for the damn room to clear.

So what are your best Homer-like moments?
BWAHHHHHHHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH................*breathes*. ...........BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH*brea thes some more* BWAHAHAHHAHHHAHA *cough cough* Okay thats just about the funniest thing EVER>
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I got married. D'oh!

My wife is probably going to read this D'oh!
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It was crazy! When I came back in and sat down and then I was like ....... *cough* *cough WTF? cough*

At least my finger has stopped burning, lol
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Which part of Manchester do you live in?
The solution to the car jacking problam isn't pepper spray......just stop putting your Louis Vitton hand bag on the passenger where all the scallies can see it.

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Hahaa

At what point did sniffing pepper spray seem a good idea?
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Which part of Manchester do you live in?
The solution to the car jacking problam isn't pepper spray......just stop putting your Louis Vitton hand bag on the passenger where all the scallies can see it.

Ben
I'm from Stalybridge. Gorton and Ashton have had some brutal car jackings recently. They aren't after handbags, they want the car and the keys! They wait at traffic lights and then open your door and threaten to knife you.

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Hahaa

At what point did sniffing pepper spray seem a good idea?
I never tried to sniff the damn thing I wanted to see if it worked on your skin. It says it stops burning after 45 minutes so I thought it was worth the risk. Imagine some maniac is about to pull a knife on you, what do you think it'd do to the guy if he knew you were trying to mace him and it didn't work? He'd kill you!!!

Hehe, at least it works
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This is the funniest thread i've ever read
Thanks for making me laugh so hard bro, thats made my day

I sincerely hope you don't have any problems with car-jacking though, thats nasty sh*t. Stay safe and keep rockin'!
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I've done plenty of stupid things in life but this probably in the top 3 (not sure if I can disclose the others on here, lol) "AAARGGHHH ME FINGER!!!!"

Anyone else?
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As part of my training right before coming to my current job, we have to get pepper sprayed. 3 swipes right across the eyes from 5 feet away. I will say I have never felt anything remotely like it in my life. Never again. EVER.
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That wasn't a Doh! Moment, that was a Dee Dee Dee moment, infact, it could be a condender for a Dee Dee Dee award.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvLr5...ee%20dee%20dee
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Nah, that Dee Dee Dee thing is cringeworthy in its unfunniness.
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Good one Davey

What a dorkus move

Hmmm.....I don't think I've ever had a D'oh moment
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Hmmm.....I don't think I've ever had a D'oh moment
EVERYBODY has had a D'oh moment. Not everyone will admit it
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+1!!!
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