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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-09-2011, 02:19 AM Thread Starter
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Dumbness everywhere!

For those who don't understand portuguese, it's about =

Virgin husband asked divorce after discovered his wife was pregnant.

http://tj-go.jusbrasil.com.br/notici...idez-da-esposa

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-09-2011, 04:01 AM
 
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Pregnant because of someone else or, pregnant because the husband doesn't want any kids?
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-09-2011, 04:05 AM Thread Starter
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Pregnant because of someone else or, pregnant because the husband doesn't want any kids?
Dude.......your wife is pregnant BUT you're a virgin!
Are you high?
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-09-2011, 05:44 AM
 
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Re: Dumbness everywhere!

WTF? A virgin man in Brazil?
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-09-2011, 06:04 AM Thread Starter
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WTF? A virgin man in Brazil?


I think a better question would be =

A MARRIED virgin man in.............anywhere?!
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-09-2011, 06:49 AM
 
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Guy meets girl at church.
Girl says no sex before marriage, I'm a newly converted evangelical Christian.
Girl discovers on honeymoon she is pregnant.
Guy divorces girl.

So, the girl had a history before meeting the guy? Not the first guy to find that out, won't be the last....
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-10-2011, 11:28 PM
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Re: Dumbness everywhere!

If you are a husband, AND a virgin, then you damned well better have been a husband for less than 24 hours.
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