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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 09-04-2006, 02:41 PM Thread Starter
 
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Fun with pizza delivery guys and others!

Ok, you just ordered a pizza or something else that gets delivered to your house and you need something to do untill it gets there. Here's a fun activity. If you're living with parents or with your wife or if your female yourself, here's something you can do. Here is the list of required items:

Maxi pad or any other pad product
Cherry Kool-Aid Crystals
Water

Get the package of cherry kool-aid and pour the contents on the maxi pad. Then run warm water over it to get it a deep red in the middle and a lighter red around it. Next you wait for the guy to show up. When he does, open the door with it in your hand and lick it from time to time. Also offer him a lick being the nice person you are. I've done this twice, it doesnt get old.
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post #2 of 26 (permalink) Old 09-04-2006, 02:46 PM
 
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That's hillarious! Poor pizza guy, though.
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post #3 of 26 (permalink) Old 09-04-2006, 02:56 PM
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Anyone ever taken you up on your generously offered lick?
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post #4 of 26 (permalink) Old 09-04-2006, 03:04 PM
 
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Thats so childish.
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I know, it's great right? Because pizza delivery guys are the epitome of maturity!
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post #6 of 26 (permalink) Old 09-04-2006, 03:15 PM
 
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........

That's... disgusting.

EW. EW. EW. EW. EW.

Dang. One time I'd love it if the same pizza guy came to your door with a REAL pad.. Nevermind.

This thread makes me want to GAG!!!!

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post #7 of 26 (permalink) Old 09-04-2006, 04:12 PM
 
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I picture you ordering Pizza everyday, just to think of new things to torment the delivery guy.....you're sick and twisted, I like you!
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That's crazy. Poor pizza delivery guys is right.
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post #9 of 26 (permalink) Old 09-04-2006, 04:46 PM
 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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post #10 of 26 (permalink) Old 09-04-2006, 04:54 PM
 
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hahahahhaah you guys should take pics of the wanted result
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post #11 of 26 (permalink) Old 09-04-2006, 05:07 PM
 
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If I ever get a job as a delivery guy in your neighborhood, remind me to bring along a supply of carmel coated apples as treats for you. Except replace apple with onion.
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post #12 of 26 (permalink) Old 09-04-2006, 07:52 PM
 
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Thats so childish.
....... Don't do it then..........
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA....
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post #14 of 26 (permalink) Old 09-05-2006, 12:23 AM Thread Starter
 
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....... Don't do it then..........
Hehehe ^_^
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We used to do a couple different things, some I'm not so proud of, but others, well... I was in my college days and anything went back then.

*We'd order a 'za and snipe out the Pizza guy with a paint ball gun.

*We'd order severeal 'za's and then when the guy would get to out place, we'd have another guy who owned a slim-jim, pop the lock on his car and take the pizzas he left behind. *not real proud, but when you have no money, you come up with some devious plans*

When we were in highschool, we'd order a pizza and have a couple kids hide on either side of the porch and jump out at him and then just pay for it, I'd be videotaping and the guy of course would freak out... after a while, they'd stop delivering to our house.. HA HA, real funny.. now you have to go pick up your pizza...*******...
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