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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-09-2006, 12:20 PM Thread Starter
 
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Funniest **** auction ever!!!

This has got to be the funniest (and longest) **** auction I have ever read!!!

Enjoy!!

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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-09-2006, 12:32 PM
 
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Re: Funniest **** auction ever!!!

its long so i didnt read it, didnt look funny but it was long lol
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post #3 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-09-2006, 12:41 PM
 
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That guy seemed like a bit of a prick at times but still very very amusing!

Good on him for taking the piss out of those idiots though, lol
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post #4 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-09-2006, 12:48 PM
 
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Omg thats hilarious! What a legend....
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post #5 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-09-2006, 01:00 PM
 
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He has got another one on auction at the moment
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post #6 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-09-2006, 01:08 PM
 
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Darn it. I wish I could see it. I'm at work and our administrator has that site blocked. Oh well, I'll have to check it out when I get home.
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post #7 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-09-2006, 02:13 PM
 
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Hahahahahahahahaha. That is bloody hilarious!!!
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post #8 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-09-2006, 04:19 PM
 
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Ok for the person who came to test drive it and exclaimed "Oh it's Silver - I don't want a Silver one!" Yes it's Silver. Just so that there is no error here The title says it's Silver, the description confirms this and guess what? When you look at the photo's what do you see? Yup you got it. It is indeed Silver. I am so glad that you came to view it, thanks for brightening my day.
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How do you place a bid?...sorry if this is too complicated for you I tend to think that driving might just be a stretch too far.
Well this is true...

I send him an email to ask if it runs on crack. Let's see if he posts in lol

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post #9 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-09-2006, 09:36 PM
 
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Re: Funniest **** auction ever!!!

That is too funny. I can't believe he has the time and patience to post all that! LOL
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Some funny shit he says
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post #11 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-09-2006, 11:31 PM
 
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What a cack of an auction. I found the owner to be very quick witted, he reminded me of that doctor on House. LOL!
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its long so i didnt read it, didnt look funny but it was long lol
Now this is funny
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post #13 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-10-2006, 12:42 PM
 
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I almost didn't read it, but then I saw the first batch of replies and couldn't stop. This guys a trip!
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post #15 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-14-2006, 12:17 PM
 
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When the engine warms up it disappears.
i'd buy it just to see that happen!
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