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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old 05-07-2007, 03:16 PM Thread Starter
 
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Get a divorce billboard??

http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=3147979&page=1

This makes me lose more faith in humanity.

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As far as Fetman is concerned, it's a lighthearted splash of color in an otherwise dreary area of legal advertisement. "It promotes happiness,'' she said. "It promotes happiness and personal integrity."
Hitting this person with a baseball bat would promote happiness for me? Does that mean I can do it?
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That woman should be disbarred AFAIC.

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classy guys huh...
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Bottom feeders.
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Great, it had to be Chicago.
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Ahhhh....romance in the spring.
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post #7 of 23 (permalink) Old 05-08-2007, 03:22 PM
 
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Makes me want a divorce and I'm not even married.
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yeah, i pass by that billboard sign everyday, being that i work downtown. it certainly has been the talk. if people are going to let a sign direct them into doing something...well, that's people for ya. typical...doing what others tell them to.

i say.....who cares! the chick on the billboard is hot. leave it up there!
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What they need to do is show a real married couple thats getting divroce, the fat wife who is taking the 3 kids and the bald husband whose gut is so bloated he can be outside naked all day and never worry about his wang getting sunburned, then show the hot people with the caption "You'll never get this, stay married"
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Way to capitalize on a difficult phase.
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post #11 of 23 (permalink) Old 05-08-2007, 10:57 PM
 
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What they need to do is show a real married couple thats getting divroce, the fat wife who is taking the 3 kids and the bald husband whose gut is so bloated he can be outside naked all day and never worry about his wang getting sunburned, then show the hot people with the caption "You'll never get this, stay married"
I laughed my ass of when i read that, Cid! The sad part is that it's so true!
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post #12 of 23 (permalink) Old 05-08-2007, 11:38 PM
 
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It's not that it's telling people to get divorced, but that they're saying "Get out of your boring, ol' marriage, and start sleeping around with people like this instead of that fat slob you're sleeping next to now"......
WTF?

Morons......
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What they need to do is show a real married couple thats getting divroce, the fat wife who is taking the 3 kids and the bald husband whose gut is so bloated he can be outside naked all day and never worry about his wang getting sunburned, then show the hot people with the caption "You'll never get this, stay married"
RALMAO and it is very true. Those hot babes are the minority. He is probably a truck driver, too.
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It's not that it's telling people to get divorced, but that they're saying "Get out of your boring, ol' marriage, and start sleeping around with people like this instead of that fat slob you're sleeping next to now"......
WTF?

Morons......
Come on man, how is a grotesque male, such as Cid depicts, going to nail a hot babe like on this billboard. His only slim shot is if he is insanely loaded with money! And then she will leave him. Just pointing out certain realities guys/gals.
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Come on man, how is a grotesque male, such as Cid depicts, going to nail a hot babe like on this billboard. His only slim shot is if he is insanely loaded with money! And then she will leave him. Just pointing out certain realities guys/gals.
These days if you can afford a divorce, it doesn't really matter what you look like - you must be loaded.
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