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post #1 of 38 (permalink) Old 12-23-2005, 02:54 PM Thread Starter
 
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Good guitarist joke :)

A guitarist walks into a music store and says to the sales clerk "I would like to buy that beautiful white Ibanez Jem on the wall. How much is it?"

The sales clerk says "that will be one dollar."

The guitarist says "One dollar? What's the catch?"

The sales clerk replies "there is none. One dollar, cash or credit and the guitar is yours."

So the guitarist looks around and spots an authentic 1958 Les Paul in very good condition, and the paint has hardly faded at all. He asks "how much for that one?" The sales clerk says "that will be $5."

The guitarist says "Five dollars? That is unbelievable!!! Where is the guy who owns this place?"

"Upstairs with my wife," the sales clerk replies.

"What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" the guitarist asks?

"Same thing I'm doing to his business!"
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hahaaa funnny
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lol!!
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lol beautiful
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lol lol
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Good one!
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ooh to find one's self in that situation....good joke
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ooh to find one's self in that situation....good joke
it's not only good joke but good to your pocket too
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haha...awesome!
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You know - I've heard stories like this. A guy looking for a car sees a late model Jaguar in the classified ads for $10. He calls to find a woman whose husband has left her and has asked her to sell his car. So she does - for $10!
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Hahahahahahaha! -this site is the best!!!- hahahahahahar! good one bro, you made my day!
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haha...
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So,,, the dude upstairs is selling the other dudes wife for 6 bucks or so?

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