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post #1 of 42 (permalink) Old 02-13-2008, 06:14 PM Thread Starter
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Haha, men and last minute Valentine....

Just walked into Target, which I hatel But llike me there a bunch of men looking desperately for 'something thoughtful'. I'm looking for a spacific CD for the wife unit. But its comical watching men trying to pick a card that looks like they put a lot of thought into. Are women so easily decieved? Don't they know, can't they really tell that we JUST got it out of last minute desperation. That we are basically thoughtless pigs only picking out something that at least gives the appearance romantic thoughtfullness? Or am I just talking about myself? hehe
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Can't say from the woman's perspective, but I swear they know. Maybe it makes them feel better knowing their guy shelled out extra money for the last minute gift (since prices on a lot of sentimental-looking stuff are always hiked this time of year).
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True story, I bought some colored pencils last year and I just make a card and give it to her. Works everytime.
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I bought the card last week but woke up early to sneak out and buy fresh flowers.
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.... wife unit ......

he he he

" Windows has encountered a communication interface protocol error between wife unit and bloke module and must reboot ......"
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Are women so easily decieved?

No. We know you men are flawed in this regard. Besides, we just use you guys for sex anyways. Well, until we get married and then it's for your money. LOL

Just joking.


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No. We know you men are flawed in this regard. Besides, we just use you guys for sex anyways. Well, until we get married and then it's for your money. LOL

Just joking.


I feel so degraded now, like a piece of meat. You know, we have other qualities as well. We can fix stuff......sometimes. But we usually make it worse before we call the professional to fix it right.

Um.....we can....um...... well, maybe your right. That's all we're good for, lovin and cash.
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No. We know you men are flawed in this regard. Besides, we just use you guys for sex anyways. Well, until we get married and then it's for your money. LOL

Just joking.


That's probably the truest statement I've read in a while.
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Give her something she will never forget, a black eye.
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Give her something she will never forget, a black eye.
I can think of a lot worse...
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I can think of a lot worse...
Don't get too drastic dude. She still needs to be able to cook, clean, and do laundry. All of that is easily done with one eye shut.
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Don't get too drastic dude. She still needs to be able to cook, clean, and do laundry. All of that is easily done with one eye shut.
Man are you gonna get it!! I cant wait to follow this thread now!
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Don't get too drastic dude. She still needs to be able to cook, clean, and do laundry. All of that is easily done with one eye shut.
You know what the difference is between a washing machine and a woman?
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You know what the difference is between a washing machine and a woman?

..... careful there, there might be minors lurking ...... ;^)
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You know what the difference is between a washing machine and a woman?
A woman also cooks, does dishes, cleans the house, and irons.
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