Re: I love hot food, but dayum...
Those wings couldn't have been made with hot sauce, to get that hot they must have been made with pure capsaicin. Red Savina Habaneros are only about 580K scovilles at their very hottest (usually around 400K), and they will burn you twice easily (Once on the way in....) and for a long time as well. 13.5Mil, seriously, in my opinion that is nearly criminally negligent. There are only concentrates that get that high, nothing in nature gets anywhere remotely near that high off the plant. Nothing that hot is edible, and the seller knows it and it isn't funny.
Like you, I love hot food and always order the hottest available, but that 13Million scovilles should have been a give away. You need to know your scovilles my friend!
Anyway, get yourself some high quality (lots of fat) vanilla ice cream and hope for the best. Ben & Jerry's or Breyers or something not generic. Feel better!