Jemsite Users Nicknames
Howdy to ya all!!
My nickname is Albert KatZ, or Al KatZ.
I once played in the band called Al KatZ Quartet. Since I came up with the name I just continued to use it. Who is Al katZ?? Well... he's very cool guy.
To be true his name came up from two jokes... if you wanna now go ahead and read.
This beautiful blonde with huge tits and loongest legs was laying on the beach when she noticed dwarf near her foot.
-Ohh... you sweet little thing, what's your name?? - she asked. Dwarf said something, but she couldn't hear him.
-Come closer, I can't hear you... -blonde said. So dwarf climbed her knee.
-So what's your name??
Dwarf again said something, but she couldn't hear him.
-Come closer...-she asked and dwarf climbed on her Veneral hill (ain't I choosing the words??!!).
-What's your name?-she asked again.
-Aaaaaaaaaaalbert!!! (pronounced with tounge out)
Again the pornstar blonde is laying on the beach, but this time she's watching this handsome dude who's laying near her, reading Ibanez catalog (or something like that...). She became restless realizing that he doesn't give heck she's there. So she decided to start conversation:
-Sorry... but I see you like guitars.
Dude looked her for a moment and just nodded...
-You like music then?
Again he just looked at her...
-Yeah. -he said and continued to read.
Now she was furious!! She decided to take him with cat talk...
-Mmmmm... you like animals?
-Yeah.- he answered not even looking at her.
-You like *****cats??- she asked purring.
This time dude looked at her, put the catalog down and approached her. He started to make love with her the way she couldn't even dream it's possible. After she almost fainted few times they finished, and sand calmed down....
-How did you know that's what I wanted??- She whispered...
-How did you know my name was KatZ??- He answered.
So that's me Al KatZ!!