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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-30-2006, 03:20 PM Thread Starter
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From the makers of HAPPY FUN BALL!

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Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun CHIBANEZ.
Caution: Happy Fun CHIBANEZ may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun CHIBANEZ contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun CHIBANEZ on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun CHIBANEZ if any of the following occurs:
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun CHIBANEZ begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun CHIBANEZ may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun CHIBANEZ should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun CHIBANEZ, Woody Custom Products Incorporated, and its parent company Wonderful Laudable Beauty Exquisite Guitar Company, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun CHIBANEZ include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun CHIBANEZ has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun CHIBANEZ.


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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-30-2006, 03:37 PM
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Re: From the makers of HAPPY FUN BALL!

I remember that one, it was the greatest ever, until "Shazzang"!
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I prefer ball in a cup...
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Re: From the makers of HAPPY FUN BALL!

Originally Posted by Lefty Robb
I loved that episode!
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