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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-21-2005, 02:11 AM Thread Starter
 
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Man Vs Pregnant Woman

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing.

She had him arrested for harassment and when the case came before the court this was the man's reply when asked why he acted in such a manner:

"When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read "Coming Soon The Gold Dust Twins";

then she moved under one that read "Sloan's Liniments remove Swelling".

I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read "William Stick Did The Trick".

Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an advertisement, which read "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident".

He won the case.
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lol
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Nice.
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hahaha! though it sucks that things like this actually make it to court...
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hahaha! though it sucks that things like this actually make it to court...
sounds like one of those "only in america" things.
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Actually, it sounds like a joke. That didn't REALLY get to court, did it?
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Hahahahahahahar! good one bro! it made my day!
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lol nice!! im gonan try put such ads on buses around here =]
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That explains a lot.
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LMAO!!! i don't care if it's real or not, still funnny

But it'd be even more funnier if it was
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sounds like one of those "only in america" things.
Laughing at someone on a bus in the States might get you killed, but it won't get you arrested
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