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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old 11-18-2010, 05:02 PM Thread Starter
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One unsupporting Wife

Down at the pawnshop looking for gear, yeah, yeah we all do it. I found a human arm bone complete with all the goodies. Came from a medical school.

So before I bought it I asked the wife, guess what she said.

All this came from a friend of mine who ripped his pinky off and I told him to keep the finger if they can't put it back on. Well they couldn't put it back and he didn't ask if he could keep it. He said he thought I was kidding. Can't say the ER would let you take it but it belonged to my friend right.

I was thinking...cut a cavity in your guitar body them put in bone, cover it with whatever that would work that's clear. Could you imagine an entire arm bone???? It would be sweet.
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wow... your one twisted individual.....lol
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post #3 of 22 (permalink) Old 11-18-2010, 05:21 PM
 
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Arm-bone truss rod... wah wah
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Arm-bone truss rod... wah wah
Hmmm..what?

Sounds like a good vocal line. Send to singer I will
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post #5 of 22 (permalink) Old 11-18-2010, 11:38 PM
 
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You could make a nice mic stand out of it.
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You could make a nice mic stand out of it.
Bingo.
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post #7 of 22 (permalink) Old 11-19-2010, 02:42 AM
 
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It would make a great beater for the gong beside the drum kit.
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Dude, carve it into a new nut. Real human bone-nut.

Now thats f*in metal.
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Look for a made in China tag.
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post #10 of 22 (permalink) Old 11-19-2010, 12:48 PM
 
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What the fķck.
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that would bring a whole new meaning to tremolo ARM ;o)
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thats soo metal
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Down at the pawnshop looking for gear, yeah, yeah we all do it. I found a human arm bone complete with all the goodies. Came from a medical school.

So before I bought it I asked the wife, guess what she said.

All this came from a friend of mine who ripped his pinky off and I told him to keep the finger if they can't put it back on. Well they couldn't put it back and he didn't ask if he could keep it. He said he thought I was kidding. Can't say the ER would let you take it but it belonged to my friend right.

I was thinking...cut a cavity in your guitar body them put in bone, cover it with whatever that would work that's clear. Could you imagine an entire arm bone???? It would be sweet.
And then paint it with blood! Then you could use severed ears for tuning pegs.....the possibilities are endless.
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post #14 of 22 (permalink) Old 12-09-2010, 05:29 PM Thread Starter
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Dude, carve it into a new nut. Real human bone-nut.

Now thats f*in metal.

By far the coolest most awesome thing I've heard!
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I like the mic stand idea, whole forearm and hand grasping the mic, sick!
Kind of like King Julius in Madagascar with the severed arm as a pointer.
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