Points to Ponder (funny e-mail I got)
I thought some of you might find these amusing:
*** Can you cry under water?
*** How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
*** Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
*** Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
*** Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
*** What disease did cured ham actually have?
*** How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
*** Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
*** If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
*** Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
*** Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
*** Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
*** Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
*** Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
*** If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
*** Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
*** If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
*** Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
*** If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
*** If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
*** If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
*** Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
*** Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
*** Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
*** Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
*** Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?