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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-27-2006, 04:28 PM Thread Starter
 
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Points to Ponder (funny e-mail I got)

I thought some of you might find these amusing:

*** Can you cry under water?

*** How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

*** Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

*** Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

*** Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

*** What disease did cured ham actually have?

*** How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

*** Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

*** If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

*** Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

*** Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

*** Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

*** Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural

*** Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

*** If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

*** Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

*** If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

*** Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

*** If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

*** If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

*** If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

*** Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

*** Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

*** Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

*** Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

*** Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-27-2006, 05:10 PM
 
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Re: Points to Ponder (funny e-mail I got)

LOl

Some pretty good ones in there!

Thanks for sharing
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Re: Points to Ponder (funny e-mail I got)

Those are pretty good bpd

Yeah, I've been crackin corn for years now trying to get somebody to care. It's not working
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Re: Points to Ponder (funny e-mail I got)

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Those are pretty good bpd

Yeah, I've been crackin corn for years now trying to get somebody to care. It's not working
Maybe start a poll on this?
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Re: Points to Ponder (funny e-mail I got)

LOL, i really liked this one:

*** Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

*** Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

And this one too:

*** If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Re: Points to Ponder (funny e-mail I got)

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Originally Posted by carlos grijalva

And this one too:

*** If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

I alway thouht the professor was sleeping with Ginger & Mary Ann
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