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post #1 of 86 (permalink) Old 09-16-2006, 02:04 AM Thread Starter
 
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Cool Quotes!

Funny quotes, smart quotes, quotes that make you think..
I want them all!!!!

And song lyrics DO NOT count, people!!

~ Katrina

I'll start with a couple:

"Plug it in, plug it in".. One of my all-time favorites, just cause when I was in like SIXTH GRADE we made fun of it all the time!

Oh, and "Don't be mad, get glad!"

Cheeseeeyyyy!!
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"It's Patrick, he just took out life insurance. Good for you son!"

"I may be an S.O.B, but Im YOUR S.O.B"


I swear Katrina, you're like a young me.
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Umm.. is that a good thing?
Oh, and last time I checked being 20 was YOUNG!!

Or are you 22?
I can't remember..
Sorry!!

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Im 21 with the mind of a 7, 10, 16 and 40 year old. Just depends on what part of my head you're in.
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A few of mine:

"Stingrays cause heart attacks"

"Feed the maggots, kill yourself"

"The squirts wait for no one"
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One of my favorites from Henry Ford...

"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right."
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This is one crazy friend of mine who told me this one day when he was so upset about something

"If you are sick, you can go and see a doctor. If you are fat, you can go on a diet. But if you are ugly, there is nothing you can do about it. So help you god"
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This is one crazy friend of mine who told me this one day when he was so upset about something

"If you are sick, you can go and see a doctor. If you are fat, you can go on a diet. But if you are ugly, there is nothing you can do about it. So help you god"
Hahaha, that's hysterical. It was true but not anymore (if you're rich)
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Hahaha, that's hysterical. It was true but not anymore (if you're rich)
That is so very true
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"If you are sick, you can go and see a doctor. If you are fat, you can go on a diet. But if you are ugly, there is nothing you can do about it. So help you god"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That was the greatest quote I've ever seen!!!

~ Katrina

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I seen a bumper sticker the other day that had me laughing so hard I almost wrecked..

He covered em all in one shot, it read:
"Nuke G A Y Whales For Jesus"
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^^^


"What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?"
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I seen a bumper sticker the other day that had me laughing so hard I almost wrecked..

He covered em all in one shot, it read:
"Nuke G A Y Whales For Jesus"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
OMG hahaha
I bet you looked REALLY sane, sitting in your car, driving, laughing...

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I seen a bumper sticker the other day that had me laughing so hard I almost wrecked..

He covered em all in one shot, it read:
"Nuke G A Y Whales For Jesus"
That is awesome!! I saw one that said

"I support G a Y marriage, as long as both the chicks are hot"
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Something tells me we need to stop finding ways to defeat the filters, I am guessing they are there for a reason...
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