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post #1 of 28 (permalink) Old 04-09-2006, 03:08 PM Thread Starter
 
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It really pays to go out to dinner with girls...

This is retarded. And it only happens with girls...

So, my girlfriend is like "some friends from work wanna go to Roy's tomorrow night" (Roy's is a Hawaiian Fusion restaurant that is NOT cheap...)

I'm like "cool, whatever..."

Well, it ends up being just me, and 4 other girls. They're all flirting and acting girly and sh!t, drinks out the ass, appetizers, salads, more sh!t, etc. My girlfriend ordered some entree that was $38 alone. No big deal. Then glasses of wine, more drinks out the ass (martinis), etc.

Well, we were gonna order dessert, but I saw one of the waiters make some kind of secret signal behind Kara's back, so we didn't.

A few minutes later, they bring this whole platter out with two molten chocolate cakes, a pineapple upside down cake, and some other things. Even had some after dinner drinks.

So they bring us the tab.

$0.00.

That's right, $0.00. Four hundred dollars worth of **** probably, and $0.00. I couldn't believe it.

My point is: This would NEVER happen if it were 4 guys and one girl. Or three guys and two girls. They even gave the girls these wierd ass necklaces afterwards. Made out of nuts and shells. I guess it pays to be pretty.

Bottom line:

Girls get whatever they want...

Moral of the story: I'm going back next Saturday!

...we did leave dude one hell of a tip, though.
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post #2 of 28 (permalink) Old 04-09-2006, 03:21 PM
 
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Re: It really pays to go out to dinner with girls...

yeah my girlfriends best biece of advice for takeing music exams (shees grade 8 at flute and piano...grrrrrrr), was to were a revealing top....unfortunately that wont work for me (being a guy and all...)
still...i konw what you mean...lol.

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Holy cr*p! You got a pic of those chicks .

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Re: It really pays to go out to dinner with girls...

Funny you ask, because I wish I would have taken a picture, of the girls, and the bill!
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I wish someone would take me out to dinner..
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Re: It really pays to go out to dinner with girls...

Come down to Florida and we'll take you out.

Apparently, it won't cost you a thing.
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I wish someone would take me out to dinner..
I'll take you out to dinner.... screw it. Where you from?
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Holy cr*p! You got a pic of those chicks .

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My thoughts exactly... preferably naked
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Re: It really pays to go out to dinner with girls...

Here, here!

similar story, We went to vegas for my bachelor party.
My brother knew some girls that would be out there around the same time, so they met up with us at Spago. We have dinner and the check comes, now of the 6 or 7 girls that showed up, one decided she'd pay for the whole meal!
She also payed for ALL of us guys which was another 6 people.
My cousin blurted out, "If I knew she was paying, I would have had the steak!"
Women are good...
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My cousin blurted out, "If I knew she was paying, I would have had the steak!"
That is a damn funny quote, lol
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My cousin blurted out, "If I knew she was paying, I would have had the steak!"
LOL!
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I'm definetely dirty-minded...

I thought dinner with several girls ended up on something more than a $0.00 bill...
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Here, here!

similar story, We went to vegas for my bachelor party.
My brother knew some girls that would be out there around the same time, so they met up with us at Spago. We have dinner and the check comes, now of the 6 or 7 girls that showed up, one decided she'd pay for the whole meal!
She also payed for ALL of us guys which was another 6 people.
My cousin blurted out, "If I knew she was paying, I would have had the steak!"
Women are good...
What do we learn from that. Always have the steak (when someone else is paying).

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The reason the girl payed was she figured she would've had a better chance with my Brother, which did NOT happen, sadly for her LOL
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The reason the girl payed was she figured she would've had a better chance with my Brother, which did NOT happen, sadly for her LOL
What's wrong with him. A girl buys you dinner, and wants to sleep with you , you pretty much have to. It's rude not to, and it would also fall under the jurisdiction of "shotgun rules" asbeing rude to a lady.



Jaxadam, what does "drinks out the ass" mean? I hope it doesn't mean what I initially thought. That would be disgusting.
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