Sad day for music
My son and his buddies all come over to the house and play Rockband, with each of them playing a different instrument and one of the guys singing.
Well, it seemed that they may have broken up. It was all over artistic differences. One of them felt that they should be a versatile band and play differnt styles of music.
The drummer said he wasn't gonna play anything but prog like Dragonforce, or Dream Theater.
The singer then said that prog singers all have high pitched vocals and it wasn't his style.
The guitar player wants to play punk because he can't play all of the crazy ass notes and he doesn't practice because he is addicted to fruit rollups.
The bass player just sits and watches it all unfold and never says a word, kinda like John Myung.
Well, I'm sick of all the crap, so now I have started a new game called "Mutt Lange".
At the end of each of their sessions, I give them a bill for all of the food they have eaten.
And a fee for making noise that interupts football season.