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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 12-13-2018, 11:56 PM Thread Starter
 
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Satriani - Rich Rich RICH!

Gotta love the internet and all its bulls**t

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post #2 of 18 (permalink) Old 12-14-2018, 01:07 AM
 
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I do not think you made this up, but the image you posted references a publication (?) that I can not find. If you have a source, that would be useful, even if its Twitter...but preferably not Twitter.
I'm just saying, $82 million regardless of how it's measured, is miraculous.

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Its total internet junk..... Joe aint that rich


Dont believe 99% of what the internet tells you


https://en.mediamass.net/people/joe-...hest-paid.html
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>lucrative endorsement deals with CoverGirl cosmetics. He also owns several restaurants (the “Fat Satriani Burger” chain) in Washington, a Football Team (the “Westbury Angels”), has launched his own brand of Vodka (Pure Wondersatriani - US), and is tackling the juniors market with a top-selling perfume (With Love from Joe) and a fashion line called “Joe Satriani Seduction”.
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You forget, he also founded a sunglasses empire.... Oak...something? and starred in those Harry Potter movies as the bad guy (so the web says!)
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I doubt anyone in the music industry makes that much these days, it's such obvious nonsense.
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Maybe that figure was supposed to be in Yen lol

Even then, hell of a lot more than I make
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I doubt anyone in the music industry makes that much these days, it's such obvious nonsense.
5 people/bands made more and at least 3 of the people/bands do not have cosmetic endorsements. Stranger things have happened.
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He'll need all that money to afford living in San Francisco.
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I was listening to the radio today in the car and as an intro to Beautiful Day they said that U2 was the highest earning band in the world last year, making over $100 million.
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I was listening to the radio today in the car and as an intro to Beautiful Day they said that U2 was the highest earning band in the world last year, making over $100 million.
Yep. https://www.forbes.com/pictures/5bd9.../#515b93be3561
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You just wait another month and see what Taylor Swift 2018 earnings are after her tour. I bet you it'll be more than $100m.

I think both Steve and Joe can have a smash album and make tens of millions if only they pair with a decent producer.
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Id rather be 'Satriani' rich and be able to walk down the street, than Taylor Swift rich and have her chaotic life....
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The two biggest surprises for me in that list were Katy Perry and Depeche Mode. Not that I wouldn’t expect Katy Perry to make boatloads of money, the fact that she made more than a bunch of other similar performers. Her most recent album didn’t spawn many hits and I thought she was sort of falling out of the zeitgeist.

Depeche Mode I don’t get at all. Who is giving them all that money?
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I was listening to the radio today in the car and as an intro to Beautiful Day they said that U2 was the highest earning band in the world last year, making over $100 million.
I was told Enya is Ireland's biggest earning artist.... you can imagine the amount of movie theatres, elevators and stores that play her music, so the royalties would be enormous....
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