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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-24-2005, 09:12 PM Thread Starter
 
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This Should Be Tought In All Math Classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes
100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those
people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-25-2005, 04:46 AM
 
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Re: This Should Be Tought In All Math Classes!

.....don't we all know this already?
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-25-2005, 05:30 AM
 
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Re: This Should Be Tought In All Math Classes!

LOL I didn't......rather funny
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-25-2005, 01:59 PM
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Re: This Should Be Tought In All Math Classes!

How to spell "taught" should be "taught" in English classes too.

Sorry, couldn't resist.
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-25-2005, 02:07 PM
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Re: This Should Be Tought In All Math Classes!

ah well, it's not that funny because it's all too true!
TGIF man!
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Re: This Should Be Tought In All Math Classes!

or sexiness
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