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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 09-11-2006, 05:03 PM Thread Starter
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Shyness

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?


If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.


Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.


You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.


Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, (well shyness anyway) and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.


Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.


Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.


Tequila... Leave Shyness Behind.
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post #2 of 18 (permalink) Old 09-11-2006, 05:14 PM
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Funny!
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post #3 of 18 (permalink) Old 09-11-2006, 05:17 PM
 
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Ahhhhh..... shots of TA-KILL-YA!
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However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Lmfao, well done, now wheres my meds?

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post #5 of 18 (permalink) Old 09-11-2006, 05:27 PM
 
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Re: Shyness

With me it tends to go..

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, FLOOR !



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lmao!!!
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Zowy! I have had some bad trips on Tequila, and had some side effect not listed above, and explained to me the next day. Tequila is truly not for everyone.
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Tequila is truly not for everyone.
And that's a fact


Zowy???? Must be a Nor-Easter term
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post #9 of 18 (permalink) Old 09-11-2006, 06:33 PM
 
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What is tequila made of? Corn?
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Funny
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What is tequila made of? Corn?
umm... not quite...

usually agave.
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From the title, didn't expect that..
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What is tequila made of? Corn?

usually alcohol......
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yeah, but you've got to distill the alcohol from some sugar-based product

in this case, agave

you don't make tequila from alcohol
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post #15 of 18 (permalink) Old 09-11-2006, 08:22 PM
 
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Tequila rocks!

Although there were times when I drank ~1 litre of that stuff per week. You know, that was the time when I was in the military. Nowadays I don't drink that much, but I'll almost never say no to a shot or two.


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