Something I found pretty funny - Jemsite
Off-topic / Miscellaneous Talk about miscellaneous stuff off-topic and not related to music, guitars or bands. No music, gear or anything guitar related here please.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 29 (permalink) Old 01-08-2008, 07:55 PM Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 515
Something I found pretty funny

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

the age old way of telling how tough your are. Not how many push ups you can do, how many miles you can run, how many notes per second you can shred out but how many five year olds you can take in a fight.

I'll set the bar at my score of 32.
apmaman is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 29 (permalink) Old 01-08-2008, 08:22 PM
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,596
Re: Something I found pretty funny

28

I'd want a tetinus shot first.
crevis is offline  
post #3 of 29 (permalink) Old 01-08-2008, 08:49 PM
 
CosmicDebris's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Richmond VA, USA
Posts: 3,980
Re: Something I found pretty funny

30 but more depending on how much I drink
CosmicDebris is offline  
post #4 of 29 (permalink) Old 01-08-2008, 09:01 PM
Moderator
 
elcid's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: chicago
Posts: 9,592
Re: Something I found pretty funny

I tried that before, the results were way off.
elcid is offline  
post #5 of 29 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 12:41 AM
 
shredmaster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Chicago
Posts: 2,494
Re: Something I found pretty funny

i got 18. that seems a little low
shredmaster is offline  
post #6 of 29 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 05:45 AM
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Tampa Bay, FL
Posts: 3,861
Re: Something I found pretty funny

I only had 19. It was pretty damn funny though!
Distantshore is offline  
post #7 of 29 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 07:40 AM
 
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Chicagoland, IL.
Posts: 4,353
Reviews: 1
Re: Something I found pretty funny

I'm with 'Cid, too many inaccuracies to be right.
My son is 4 and he's in Tae Kwon Do, he can be a vicious lil guy, if a % of them have had any formal training, that is a factor. Many times, you can use one as a shield or as leverage against the others. Also, 1 lobbed 5 Y.O. can be effectively thrown to slow down or take out up to 5 others at once. Just so many variables...

Beyond that, once you win... well... what do you have left?
A room full of crying 5 year olds.
Who looks like the bad guy here?
bammbamm is offline  
post #8 of 29 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 08:02 AM
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 55
Re: Something I found pretty funny

haha, 32!!!! WOO!

got to go now, it's lunchtime at the primary school haha
the_hero_next_door is offline  
post #9 of 29 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 08:28 AM
 
Davey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: UK
Posts: 4,800
Re: Something I found pretty funny

25?!

I could take hundreds at once just by saying the words "Santa doesn't exist."
Davey is offline  
post #10 of 29 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 08:32 AM
 
Batchimp RG's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: London, UK
Posts: 2,377
Re: Something I found pretty funny

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ibanez249 View Post
25?!

I could take hundreds at once just by saying the words "Santa doesn't exist."

Batchimp RG is offline  
post #11 of 29 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 08:50 AM
 
Eggy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cumbria UK
Posts: 1,751
Re: Something I found pretty funny

33, WooHoo !!!!

Send em' back to hell in a half sized casket !

\m/




I'm a nice guy realy I just answered the questions as If the children were some sort of undead zombies, y'know a me or them situation.

Eggy is offline  
post #12 of 29 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 08:56 AM
 
Eggy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cumbria UK
Posts: 1,751
Re: Something I found pretty funny

Quote:
Originally Posted by bammbamm View Post
I'm with 'Cid, too many inaccuracies to be right.
My son is 4 and he's in Tae Kwon Do, he can be a vicious lil guy, if a % of them have had any formal training, that is a factor. Many times, you can use one as a shield or as leverage against the others. Also, 1 lobbed 5 Y.O. can be effectively thrown to slow down or take out up to 5 others at once. Just so many variables...

Beyond that, once you win... well... what do you have left?
A room full of crying 5 year olds.
Who looks like the bad guy here?
Also I reckon that if you pinned one on the ground with your foot you wouldn't actualy have to yank that hard on his arm to get it to come right off. Surely that'd make some of the others pause for that vital second to give you the advantage.









No honestly, I realy am a super nice chap
Eggy is offline  
post #13 of 29 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 09:13 AM
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: usa
Posts: 2,612
Re: Something I found pretty funny

What??? I answer all these questions and just get some arbitrary number? This sucks..... where's the interactive part where I see some blood flow?

Guess Ill have to go watch some CNN news clips for that....
jemplayer55 is offline  
post #14 of 29 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 09:26 AM
 
ScottB's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Pasadena, MD
Posts: 2,213
Re: Something I found pretty funny

I could whip 29 of 'em!

That number would triple if I were allowed to use my Gene Simmons Battle Axe Bass as a weapon.
ScottB is offline  
post #15 of 29 (permalink) Old 01-09-2008, 11:21 AM
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Newcastle, Australia
Posts: 1,271
Re: Something I found pretty funny

I got 31, but I reckon I could probably take a couple more.

It doesn't ask about curb stomps or using a kid as a baseball bat, and they are both crucial tactics when beating up large groups of small children... i'd imagine.

Stomp, kick and punch on!
HeavyMetal4Ever is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Jemsite forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address

IMPORTANT: You will be required to activate your account so please ensure that your email address is correct.

If you do not receive your activation check your spam folder before using the CONTACT US form (at the bottom right of each page).



Email Address:
OR

Log-in










 
Similar Searches

People searched for this, also searched for these:

is pretty mint
sounds alike are funny
is the recto cab pretty loud for 240w

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Found in a garden shed... Wild_Child Gear, Equipment, Recording & Off Topic 16 11-07-2007 08:14 PM
Found a nice RG-520 at GC today... MadRyan All Other Guitars (including Prestige) 2 07-01-2007 12:00 AM
check this bad boy out.. 29 fret KISS model.. Pretty sweet ibanezcollector All Other Guitars (including Prestige) 10 09-04-2006 07:59 PM
Vai Paris Pics! - Funny new jem in one pic... Christopher Chen Ibanez JEM, UV, JS & Other Signature Models 20 12-16-2001 02:23 PM
Found a UV7BK used - How much should I be paying?.... Scott 74 Ibanez JEM, UV, JS & Other Signature Models 8 03-19-2001 10:14 PM

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome