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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 10-26-2013, 01:32 AM Thread Starter
 
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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 10-26-2013, 03:28 AM
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Oh hell yes!
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post #3 of 16 (permalink) Old 10-26-2013, 04:12 AM
 
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Lucky girl. Saved from a boring night with a vintage dude.
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Lucky girl. Saved from a boring night with a vintage dude.
haha!

"hey baby...wanna touch my Rickenbacker?"......"SLAP!"
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post #5 of 16 (permalink) Old 10-26-2013, 11:34 AM
 
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Funny, but the question should be JEM or UNIVERSE? (correct answer of course is both)
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post #6 of 16 (permalink) Old 10-26-2013, 01:37 PM
 
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Funny, but the question should be JEM or UNIVERSE? (correct answer of course is both)
I would never let a chick touch my jem or universe.
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post #7 of 16 (permalink) Old 11-05-2013, 08:30 PM
 
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I saw that one only it was BB King or Albert King
Either way she's not a keeper LOL
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post #8 of 16 (permalink) Old 11-06-2013, 03:45 PM
 
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I saw that one only it was BB King or Albert King
Either way she's not a keeper LOL
Yep. That's where you hit the big red button, the trapdoor opens and you listen to the slowly diminishing scream.

Or maybe you can yell "GUARDS!!!! Take her away!!!!!!!"

It's too damn bad I don't run the show.
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Lucky girl. Saved from a boring night with a vintage dude.
lol...awesome thread ;o)

I keep dreaming that one day my wife will say, "I totally understand why you need to buy lots of guitars hunny...I have about 200 pairs of shoes so you should be able to buy at least 25 or 30 guitars"...in my dreams ;o)
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lol...awesome thread ;o)

I keep dreaming that one day my wife will say, "I totally understand why you need to buy lots of guitars hunny...I have about 200 pairs of shoes so you should be able to buy at least 25 or 30 guitars"...in my dreams ;o)
ROFLMAO! All the women I've been with seemed to have an "Imelda Marcos" syndrome with shoes too...
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lol...awesome thread ;o)

I keep dreaming that one day my wife will say, "I totally understand why you need to buy lots of guitars hunny...I have about 200 pairs of shoes so you should be able to buy at least 25 or 30 guitars"...in my dreams ;o)
I've been thinking of burning shoes to heat my house.
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I've been thinking of burning shoes to heat my house.
lol...apparently you're thinking about being single too ;o)
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^ Made me spit my coffee out on my keyboard...no joke -_-
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post #14 of 16 (permalink) Old 11-06-2013, 07:18 PM
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TUBE SCREAMER or SUPER HARD-ON?



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post #15 of 16 (permalink) Old 11-07-2013, 09:57 AM
 
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anyway, considering the options, strat!
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