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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-04-2006, 12:25 AM Thread Starter
 
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Top ****ry Song Names

TOP 17 ****RY SONGS for 2006:

17. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number #1 country song is. . . .*

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few!
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Classics every one!!!!
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Isn't it spelled country? but then again, it should be bleeped out anyways...
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-04-2006, 10:48 AM
 
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Haha! Those are bloody brilliant!
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HAHAHA!

Horrible!
BUT AWESOME!!
hahaha!!!

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Was #1 and actual song!?!
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From the Simpsons:
'I'm basting this turkey with my tears'
'I hate your lying lips and false teeth'
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Was #1 and actual song!?!
DITTO!!!!!

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"She got the gold mine, I got the shaft"
"Don't cut any wood baby, I'm coming home with a load"
"It's commode huggin time in the valley"
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