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post #1 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-20-2008, 07:12 AM Thread Starter
 
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USEFUL SAYINGS LIST

Please feel free to add useful, helpful saying, that capture truths or clever life lessons. Or that are just plain stupid.

Never use a screw when a nail will do - jem neck repair anyone?
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post #2 of 48 (permalink) Old 01-20-2008, 07:45 AM
 
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Any two people can figure an issue out, unless one of them is an arsehole.
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No converstion in the classifieds please!!!!



Thought it was apt for round here
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its dull but its my fave..
measure twice, cut once
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its only a problem if you make it one
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me!!!

Don't piss in the wind.....
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live and learn
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What pick up is right for me?
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Eat your vegetables.
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No azain take it to a tech!!
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OnStar, who farted in the car?
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God bless you.
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glad to hear it Jaden, i hope you never use my one! LOL

A man always looking over his shoulder is waiting for trouble to find him- who said that?

A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.
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We're both good looking and intelligent. Except for you!

(When talking on the phone to someone, right before you hang up...Act a little excited)

"Hey! I've got something real important to tell you..."
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"Oh yeah one last thing..."

(Don't wait for a response, just immediately hang up-not recommended for those that can't take a joke, and will kick your ass afterwards)
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If I tried that with my mate, she'd just ring back and say "Go on..."
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