Can i have seat 9A??!!
I start at 7, get up 6!! It hurts
At weekends, if i have no major plans i get up anywhere between 10 and mid-day
Well, if YOU sit in seat 9A, then there will probably be two people between us.. That is.. Unless you know The Ways of The Bus...
You stick your headphones in your ears pretend to be asleep, and stretch across the seat...
That way, NOBODY will want to disturb someone who's SLEEPING!!
Hopefully we won't have the same pervert bus driver as last year...
He gave me a DVD of HIMSELF doing this gymnastics routine..
And he was FIFTY-SEVEN!
At one point on the DVD, he was wearing a dress.. and he ripped it off..
And underneath, he was wearing skin-tone tights..
All over his WHOLE BODY!!
If you knew who he was..
I know his name.
Anyone care to know it?
Otherwise, I won't post it.. hehehehe..