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post #1 of 40 (permalink) Old 05-24-2007, 08:36 AM Thread Starter
 
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Why a guitar is better than a woman

...forgive me if you've seen this before...


Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played.
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.
Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.
Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.
You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to be the proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
Guitars don't get pregnant.
You can share your Guitar with your friends.
You can play your Guitar any time of the month.
Guitars don't have parents.
Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to.
If your Guitar is flat you can fix it for less than $3,000.
Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.
Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.
If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.
You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.
You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
Guitars don't get headaches.
Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.
Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.
Guitars don't care if you're late.
You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.
If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.
You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick.
When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.
A guitar has a volume knob.
If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one.
You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free.
You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you get rid of it.
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post #2 of 40 (permalink) Old 05-24-2007, 08:52 AM
 
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Re: Why a guitar is better than a woman

Haha that's the best.

I particularly like 'If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts' and 'A guitar has a volume knob'.

Nice find
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Re: Why a guitar is better than a woman

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A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you get rid of it.
Now that's the best one!!
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Re: Why a guitar is better than a woman

Classic stuff!
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If your Guitar is flat you can fix it for less than $3,000.
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post #6 of 40 (permalink) Old 05-24-2007, 03:59 PM
 
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Re: Why a guitar is better than a woman

Ah, but a guitar won't cook your meals, do your laundry or clean your house either. Nothing's perfect I guess.
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Re: Why a guitar is better than a woman

I'd still rather have a good woman than a great guitar
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I'd still rather have a good woman than a great guitar

Awwwwww good man!! If you've got the right woman you can have both.
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Ah, but a guitar won't cook your meals, do your laundry or clean your house either. Nothing's perfect I guess.
Not every woman will either
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Not every woman will either
hehehehe You're right. lol
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You can break a guitars neck when it pisses you off and NOT go to prison ...
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Re: Why a guitar is better than a woman

guitars are always in the mood for a bit of playing

great list kenny!
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Re: Why a guitar is better than a woman

they're not real cuddly on a cold winter night mind you.......
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they're not real cuddly on a cold winter night mind you.......
well they keep you warm on a cold winter night if it is a squier pack squier and you burn it
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Classic stuff!
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