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post #1 of 28 (permalink) Old 05-19-2009, 09:10 PM Thread Starter
 
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Worst fortune cookie fortunes.

So, a few days ago I was eating Chinese food. After the meal, I opened my fortune cookie and I got the weirdest "fortune" (it's more of a crappy proverb, or a horrible philosophy question.) The "fortune/ proverb/ question" (I don't know what to name it) read
"If the cake is bad, what good is the frosting?"

I then starting cracking up, and everyone in the restaurant started looking at me.

So...... anybody else have stories of bad fortunes from fortune cookies?
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post #2 of 28 (permalink) Old 05-19-2009, 09:44 PM
 
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Re: Worst fortune cookie fortunes.

I got one that said..
"When you wake up tomorrow, go outside and take two lefts at your door."

But I once got this pretty funny one that said something like

"You may get hungry soon, Order take-out while you still can"
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post #3 of 28 (permalink) Old 05-19-2009, 11:08 PM Thread Starter
 
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Wow, I think the second one pwns mine. XD
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post #4 of 28 (permalink) Old 05-20-2009, 05:01 AM
 
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I have one I have kept from about 5 years ago: "Never wrestle with a pig. You get muddy, and the pig likes it".
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"cut. Haste wounds like a paper"
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"Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up in morning with very smelly finger"
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"That wasn't chicken..."
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post #9 of 28 (permalink) Old 05-20-2009, 02:46 PM
 
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"Don't worry about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia"

seriously.
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post #10 of 28 (permalink) Old 05-21-2009, 08:03 AM
 
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"Don't worry about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia"

seriously.
Yeah, the rest of you are living in the PAST!

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post #11 of 28 (permalink) Old 05-21-2009, 03:12 PM
 
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I visited an old friend i haven't seen for 5 months a couple of weeks ago and he had a couple left over from a take-away. So he opened it while i was there and it said "You will have a pleasant meeting with an old friend"!!!!!

Uncanny
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two weeks before my wife gave birth to our second daughter she opened one that said "A short, stranger will soon enter your life".
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post #13 of 28 (permalink) Old 05-22-2009, 02:31 PM
 
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"To stay healthy eat more Chinese food."
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"All your base are belong to us."

Not a real one, but it damn sure should be.
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"Man who stands on toilet is high on pot"

"Man who run behind car get exhausted, Man who runs in front get tired."
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