Re: You know you're addicted to guitars when...
... When you bring a girlfriend home, the first thing she remarks on is your guitar gear.
... You wait impatiently for christmas because you know you're getting a new stompbox.
... You start telling your mates stuff about the guitar you've built, despite the fact they're clearly not interested / don't understand what the hell you're talking about.
... You're giving a kid a guitar lesson and you think, "Nah, you don't want to learn that, LEARN THIS! *intense shredding in the mind*"
... One whole side of your room is covered by guitars, amps, posters, tickets and other gig memorabilia (I'm almost there, just need to move the rugby stuff first)
... You don't want the cleaner to do anything in your room in case she damages your guitar stuff.
... You spend about 10 minutes thinking up ways of knowing that you're addicted to guitars (which you should be spending on maths papers)
... People scroll through the artists on your iPod and ask, "Who the f*ck even ARE these people?"