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post #1 of 62 (permalink) Old 05-16-2008, 03:01 PM Thread Starter
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You walk in on your wife cheating....

Just heard a story of a guy that walked in on his wife and a guy. He shoots the guy.

That doesn't make any sence. The guys not cheating on you. He just doing what you do.

Now, you walk in on them. Theres a phone, a tazer and gun near by. What do you do?

Personally. I make a call to a lawyar and wish her well as I'm leaving with the kids.
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Re: You walk in on your wife cheating....

What? No basement for torture?
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Re: You walk in on your wife cheating....

i ask why her, why the smeg isnt she getting my dinner ready!
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Re: You walk in on your wife cheating....

hopefully if he's still plugged into her and they didn't notice me grabbing the tazer.....**BUZZ !!!** - two for one. With both out and I'd leave before they gained consciousness....I'd wait outside in my car, out of view, waiting for him to go home so I know where he lives (I don't think he'll report it to the police)....after that, I'd go home, stroll in like nothing happened and see how much I can get out of her as I drop subtle hints that she's pinched before I dump her sorry arse...then I begin to make the guys life a nightmare.
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Re: You walk in on your wife cheating....

What if instead of a phone, a tazer, and a stopwatch, it was a slice of chocolate cake, a crude drawing of a fire engine done by a 4 year old, and a left sneaker with a hole in the sole?

Yeah, then you have some options.....

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Re: You walk in on your wife cheating....

If you shot the bugger you would have to claim you thought he was raping your wife. But with today’s upside down judicial system not only would you more than likely go to jail for murder but had he so much as stubbed his toe on the way out after shagging your wife he could sue you for a couple cool million.


But what I would probably do is turn around and find the digi-cam or video camera. Then call the lawyer after attaining evidence so she doesn’t get squat in the divorce.
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What about the join in option or phone another woman to come over and orgy out the right way? Or set up the video cam and direct the dude and your wife and send it to deviantclip? Or make him pay the electric that month!!

I'm just saying...
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Re: You walk in on your wife cheating....

Darin, you forgot to add an option to have a camera handy. I'd take some pictures, smile at her, tell her that we're through, walk out of there and then find a ho somewhere. As far as the kids are concerned, I'd tell her that she's going to be responsible as a whole and that I'm not giving a cent for her infidelity.

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What if instead of a phone, a tazer, and a stopwatch, it was a slice of chocolate cake, a crude drawing of a fire engine done by a 4 year old, and a left sneaker with a hole in the sole?

Yeah, then you have some options.....

You been at the illegal substances again jim??
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The guy is not just sleeping with your wife, he is knowingly ruining your life. Thats cause for a light head slamming in my opinion.
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As far as the kids are concerned, I'd tell her that she's going to be responsible as a whole and that I'm not giving a cent for her infidelity.

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I didnt know you can do that, Im gonna keep that in mind
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Re: You walk in on your wife cheating....

If it's the story I'm thinking about, the wife yelled "rape" in order to cover it up when she saw that he walked in on them. Obviously, the husband was doing what any sane husband would do if he saw his wife being raped.

Here's the story:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24441428/
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Just heard a story of a guy that walked in on his wife and a guy. He shoots the guy.

That doesn't make any sence. The guys not cheating on you. He just doing what you do.

Now, you walk in on them. Theres a phone, a tazer and gun near by. What do you do?

Personally. I make a call to a lawyar and wish her well as I'm leaving with the kids.
Step #1: Walk out the door.

Step #2: You evaluate how to save your children and your hard earned assets from someone who is of obviously questionable integrity and character and will probably go after every penny you've got in the now unavoidable circumstance of divorce.

Step #3: Then you call your lawyer.
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Re: You walk in on your wife cheating....

Ok, you walk in, and instead of your wife. You find some guy drilling holes in your Jem, JS, LP or what ever your favorite guitar is.
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Just join in and dp the broad.
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