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A rick. 2 12.50%
A cord. 0 0%
One small log. 2 12.50%
An entire TREE!! 1 6.25%
What's a woodchuck? 1 6.25%
A woodchuck would make a great Luthier because no one else knows more about wood!! 10 62.50%
Carrots! 0 0%
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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-25-2011, 11:16 AM Thread Starter
 
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

This could be the most important poll ever.. Remember guitars are typically made of wood so this is very relevant.
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First one to vote and post! I really wanted to vote carrots, but sadly it wasn't there!
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English teachers use those kinda phrases here to teach us how in english you can connect words to speak faster but as english has a different sound than portuguese, some words just like in that phrase is a nightmare to speak even slow.
We call those kinda phrases by jaw breakers.
I'd like to see a woodchuck luthier chucking a...

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32 metric tons.
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You posted this at 11:16am...MUCH too early to already be drunk....lol
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.
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No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.
LOL--beat me to it! I want to see a Chuck Norris poll--would love to see the replies on that one.



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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How many woodchucks could Chuck Norris chuck?
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I gotta agree with deadtunes, not a legit jemsite poll without Carrots.



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Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Sir Isaac Newton, that's how Sir Isaac Newton discoverd gravity.

There was once a concept of a Chuck Norris cartoon. The person that tried to draw Chuck Norris died under mysterious circumstances.
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You damn woodchucks! Stop chucking my wood!
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have no idea of what on earth are you all talking about.
time to more english lessons.
LOL
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I like ice cream. And pizza.... mmmm pizza.....
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You damn woodchucks! Stop chucking my wood!
Jemsite needs a "like" button. hahaha!
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You posted this at 11:16am...MUCH too early to already be drunk....lol
Kind of scary huh...
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